Whats rustling your jimmies?

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F1 has 2 second pit stops for tire changes. Fastest ever stop is 1.8 seconds. If the stop is over 3 seconds, it's considered bad and someone made a mistake
 
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Goatface

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Hoss said:
But the second rustle is NASCAR has an ad on the gas station pump that calls itself the fastest sport on earth. Under what line of reasoning? They're limited to about 200 MPH and the races take fucking hours. Drag races last seconds and most of them get to higher top speeds. That's not even taking into account sports like plane racing which probably blow any car race out of the water for raw speed. I can't think of any category where NASCAR might compete for the fastest sport on earth. Fastest tire change? Is that really the sport? Even if it is, do they beat indy cars?
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last year, fox/indy had a fastest racing on earth campaign

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Identikit

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Speaking of ads, I was watching some educational material on youtube, a site I try to stay the hell away from. Every ad shown to me is some super woman career lady making some AI marvel project, dressed attractive and normal. All the men in the ad are idiotic nerds that they portray as total dipshits challenging her AI slop creation.

We need to go back to portraying the majority of women as sluts or bimbos in ads again.
 
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fred sanford

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Identikit said:
Speaking of ads, I was watching some educational material on youtube, a site I try to stay the hell away from. Every ad shown to me is some super woman career lady making some AI marvel project, dressed attractive and normal. All the men in the ad are idiotic nerds that they portray as total dipshits challenging her AI slop creation.

We need to go back to portraying the majority of women as sluts or bimbos in ads again.
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I keep getting the sluts and bimbos on ads for Blue Chew. I guess YouTube knows I’m old, but damn. Makes it nice when watching a YouTube video on the TV with my kids.
 
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Haus

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fred sanford said:
I keep getting the sluts and bimbos on ads for Blue Chew. I guess YouTube knows I’m old, but damn. Makes it nice when watching a YouTube video on the TV with my kids.
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"Daddy.... Why does mommy need you to being more boom boom in the bed room?"
 
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I’ve been eating crap for a while so today was the day to turn it around. Chicken, vegetables and rice was planned. Then the neighbors were so nice to bring lots of leftover cake and candy from a party. Needless to say I ate all the cake and half the candy and now I feel sick. I’m gonna eat the rest of the candy first thing tomorrow morning.
 
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The only time I watch ads is during football games. I did notice that some channel my wife watches on YoutubeTV (I think it's Hallmark) has found a way to show an ad during a screen pause. It's almost like the actual show is just there so you can watch ads.
 
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