Whats rustling your jimmies?

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F1 has 2 second pit stops for tire changes. Fastest ever stop is 1.8 seconds. If the stop is over 3 seconds, it's considered bad and someone made a mistake
 
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Goatface

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But the second rustle is NASCAR has an ad on the gas station pump that calls itself the fastest sport on earth. Under what line of reasoning? They're limited to about 200 MPH and the races take fucking hours. Drag races last seconds and most of them get to higher top speeds. That's not even taking into account sports like plane racing which probably blow any car race out of the water for raw speed. I can't think of any category where NASCAR might compete for the fastest sport on earth. Fastest tire change? Is that really the sport? Even if it is, do they beat indy cars?

last year, fox/indy had a fastest racing on earth campaign

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I don't think those ads are meant for people who can read or do math.
 
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Speaking of ads, I was watching some educational material on youtube, a site I try to stay the hell away from. Every ad shown to me is some super woman career lady making some AI marvel project, dressed attractive and normal. All the men in the ad are idiotic nerds that they portray as total dipshits challenging her AI slop creation.

We need to go back to portraying the majority of women as sluts or bimbos in ads again.
 
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fred sanford

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Speaking of ads, I was watching some educational material on youtube, a site I try to stay the hell away from. Every ad shown to me is some super woman career lady making some AI marvel project, dressed attractive and normal. All the men in the ad are idiotic nerds that they portray as total dipshits challenging her AI slop creation.

We need to go back to portraying the majority of women as sluts or bimbos in ads again.
I keep getting the sluts and bimbos on ads for Blue Chew. I guess YouTube knows I’m old, but damn. Makes it nice when watching a YouTube video on the TV with my kids.
 
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I keep getting the sluts and bimbos on ads for Blue Chew. I guess YouTube knows I’m old, but damn. Makes it nice when watching a YouTube video on the TV with my kids.
"Daddy.... Why does mommy need you to being more boom boom in the bed room?"
 
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I’ve been eating crap for a while so today was the day to turn it around. Chicken, vegetables and rice was planned. Then the neighbors were so nice to bring lots of leftover cake and candy from a party. Needless to say I ate all the cake and half the candy and now I feel sick. I’m gonna eat the rest of the candy first thing tomorrow morning.
 
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Kajiimagi

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The only time I watch ads is during football games. I did notice that some channel my wife watches on YoutubeTV (I think it's Hallmark) has found a way to show an ad during a screen pause. It's almost like the actual show is just there so you can watch ads.
 
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90 by 9am and climbinb, ya ain't getting shit done. I just hate keep getting teased with 40% rain that evaporates from the forecast as it nears for weeks. Even Texas getting more rain.
I'm in Texas, we had a good day of August rain about a week and a half ago. Now, the forecast is highs of 100 with lows of 80 for the next two weeks. We had a good breeze yesterday. So, instead of a nice steady heat, we were put into a convection oven. Oh well, last year was pretty mild. You take the good, you take the bad, you take them both, and there you have...
 

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yesterday, go outside at 10am, cloudy, forecast no rain till after 6pm. Work on mower, break bolt off, drill it out and all that. Sun comes out, start sweating my ass off. Get done with the mower and decide to go in and eat lunch before mowing.
Sit down to eat, suddenly gets dark outside and have huge down pour. Run back out, put shit up. get soaked.
 
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Kajiimagi

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yesterday, go outside at 10am, cloudy, forecast no rain till after 6pm. Work on mower, break bolt off, drill it out and all that. Sun comes out, start sweating my ass off. Get done with the mower and decide to go in and eat lunch before mowing.
Sit down to eat, suddenly gets dark outside and have huge down pour. Run back out, put shit up. get soaked.
rip it all out , replace with rocks. No mowing, no maintenance (past paying someone to spray for weeds once a year) , winning!