Whats rustling your jimmies?

Big Phoenix · Mar 13, 2014

Fucking christ what the fuck is google doing with gmail/youtube/google+? Why cant they leave the fucking shit alone and stop trying to attach a malignant abortion onto youtube/gmail and force everyone into using their shitty social media bullshit that no one uses.

Voyce · Mar 13, 2014

Big Phoenix_sl said:
Fucking christ what the fuck is google doing with gmail/youtube/google+? Why cant they leave the fucking shit alone and stop trying to attach a malignant abortion onto youtube/gmail and force everyone into using their shitty social media bullshit that no one uses.

Basically Google is doing the one thing that could result in their empire crashing and burning out right now, they are propping their figurative ass cheeks open and dropping a solid fully formed Red Wood plunker onto their most important revenue streams. Giving reason to use alternatives.

Aaron · Mar 13, 2014

From a competition point of view, wouldn't that make the Good Guy Google?

But yeah, I'm going to jump on the hate train too, this shit is fucking silly. Makes you wonder what the Net will look like in 10 years time if this shit continues. /shudder

Voyce · Mar 13, 2014

Maybe ultimately they are trying to ruin themselves, to spur capitalist competition. No actually, probably not. I can tell you this much Youtube is going to get overtaken at some point.

ohkcrlho · Mar 13, 2014

Big Phoenix_sl said:
Fucking christ what the fuck is google doing with gmail/youtube/google+? Why cant they leave the fucking shit alone and stop trying to attach a malignant abortion onto youtube/gmail and force everyone into using their shitty social media bullshit that no one uses.

ffs we gave so much power to google and now,everything they do is complete bullshit and don't even care.
and Youtube,with copyright bullshit,sooner or later will disappear.

McCheese · Mar 13, 2014

People who have no conversational skills whatsoever rustle my jimmies.

For example, you're at a party or some other social event and a person strikes up a conversation with you, yet doesn't know how to keep it going. They ask no questions and give only minimal responses to what you say. I can understand doing this if you don't want to talk to the person, but WHY INITIATE the conversation if you're going to be nothing but dead weight in it?

*Edit* I've noticed that women are especially prone to this. It's like they have to feel as if they're socially interacting, but they either suck at it or only want to give the appearance of actually conversing.

Julian The Apostate · Mar 13, 2014

Japanese porn that blurs out the genitals.

Julian The Apostate · Mar 13, 2014

Also my show handle. A quarter of a degree turn changes it's from mildly warm to melting off your skin skalding.

MAXPOWERS_sl · Mar 13, 2014

Friends Pug died while getting spayed. He took this as a sign to live each day like its his last, quit his job and is moving out of the state. In doing so he screwed another friend because they were renting a house together. Jimmies rustled.

Fedor · Mar 13, 2014

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Fedor_sl said:
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I don't know what it is but I get rock hard when women shame other women over their own preconceived notions of beauty and body image.

Yeah baby, describe her as "gross."

Aamry · Mar 13, 2014

At least she still has fat on her face, probably tits too. Those super muscled chicks that are so lean they look like men is gross.

That actually looks really good. I don't know about 7 days in a row good though...

Big Phoenix · Mar 14, 2014

Arbitrary_sl said:
I don't know what it is but I get rock hard when women shame other women over their own preconceived notions of beauty and body image.

Yeah baby, describe her as "gross."

Not gross, but certainly not attractive. Toned women are nice, women who are better built than 99% of the male population are not.

The Nozz_sl · Mar 14, 2014

When I tell someone that it's ridiculous that the average, noncollege, entry level job no longer pays enough for the most minimal of housing costs (studio apartment) and a vehicle to get to and from said job, and automatically, they act as if this is what I'm talking about

I live in SoCal though; pretty sure the housing market isnt as bad in other areas

McCheese · Mar 14, 2014

Fuck, around here (D.C/MD/NOVA) it rustles my jimmies that you can't even FIND studio apartments anymore. I was apartment hunting recently and the only studio apartments were built in the 70s and are in the ghetto now. It seems like all the "newer" apartments, meaning built in the last 2 decades or so, only go as small as a 1 bedroom with a den or balcony or fireplace or other fancy shit. I wish I could just find a simple studio to live in and not get charged for shit I'm never going to need or use.

ZyyzYzzy · Mar 14, 2014

There were studios in the new building I lived in, in North Bethesda. They were $1600ish a month.

Gravy · Mar 14, 2014

Marketing geniuses.

I was taking a deuce this morning, and sitting by the john was a box of Tampax plugs. "Antigravity" tampons. Really? My wife's hooha is floating in zero gravity while she's on her period?

Izo · Mar 14, 2014

Gravy_sl said:
Marketing geniuses.

I was taking a deuce this morning, and sitting by the john was a box of Tampax plugs. "Antigravity" tampons. Really? My wife's hooha is floating in zero gravity while she's on her period?

Can't trust anything that bleeds for a week and doesn't die from it.

The Ancient_sl · Mar 14, 2014

Here's what really wrestles my jimmies.

Hazard lights in hard rain/snow. No you haven't made yourself more visible asshole, your ordinary lights do just fine. All you've done is:
1) make it so that you can't signal to change lanes which is a huge problem on a highway in especially hazardous conditions
2) make it so that someone who really needs to apply hazard lights and pull over doesn't stand out in any way whatsoever.

Fuck the guy that thought this up originally and fuck all the sheep who copied him to make it so popular.

Jobitz_sl · Mar 14, 2014

The Anti-vaccine crowd...I really don't need to say anymore than that.

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