Whats rustling your jimmies?

You're right, my bad, had qwerty on my mind but it was the home row I was meaning to say (f and j).

You're also right on hunt and peck, I won't bother linking it but those that use are retarded, literally.

24 workers , 14 vehicles and 3 weeks . To do a job that 14 mexicans with two pickups could get done in three days. No wonder my water bill is 70 bucks a month .

Roughly 50% of the resumes I receive for plumbing positions look like this:



WHY THE FUCK IS THIS RESUME 6 PAGES?

The cream on top was that the email I received had the resume attached as a pdf. Naturally it wouldn't open. At a guess, I changed the extension to .doc, and it opened. ffffffffuuuuuuuuu

Tip cups at a fast food drive-thru window.

Eomer_sl said:

Roughly 50% of the resumes I receive for plumbing positions look like this:

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WHY THE FUCK IS THIS RESUME 6 PAGES?

The cream on top was that the email I received had the resume attached as a pdf. Naturally it wouldn't open. At a guess, I changed the extension to .doc, and it opened. ffffffffuuuuuuuuu

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wtf does that resume even have to do with plumbing? In Netherlands it's a protected occupation, you can't just go around and call yourself a plumber, you need to finish a degree for it.

We're hiring starters. The way it works here for most construction trades is you find a company/journeyman to take you on, work 1500 hours, go to school for 8 weeks, repeat that three more times, and then you're a journeyman (6000 hours and 4x8 weeks of schooling). It's a "protected" occupation here as well, to do plumbing you either have to be a registered apprentice or a journeyman. Hiring a journeyman in Saskatoon is more or less impossible anyways, the unemployment there is like 3.5% at the moment.

I'd come up and work for you cause I hate sitting in an office all day, but I can't live in a place where poutine is a thing. Rustles my jimmies something fierce.

I just don't understand how you of all people would have a problem with poutine. It's a shitload of fries, gravy, and cheese. It's delicious! You can even get poutine pizza!

Getting summoned for jury duty... on my birthday of all days. Assholes.

toomanynames_sl said:

I laugh when I see younger developers (not coding but doing documentation) using a glorified hunt and peck and smoke there ass in speed using qwerty. If you really do 70-80wpm with a glorified hunt/peck you'd probably double it if you used qwerty. I'm a bit doubtful a hunt and pecker is that fast

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86WPM, I don't do the homerow shit.

Trollface_sl said:

my porn site won't show me "drunk" search terms.

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I bet you were really upset when Fapdu disabled searching for rape and incest too.

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Jeans that have 4 buttons instead of a zipper in the crotch.

McCheese_sl said:

Jeans that have 4 buttons instead of a zipper in the crotch.

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Vaginas won't know the pain of getting ones dick caught in the zipper.

Eomer_sl said:

I just don't understand how you of all people would have a problem with poutine. It's a shitload of fries, gravy, and cheese. It's delicious! You can even get poutine pizza!

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Ok, you're severely misrepresenting poutine. It's not "cheese," but rather cheese curds. It's also not "gravy," but some kind of brown sauce that vaguely resembles gravy. As for your picture, it looks like someone took a whisky shit on a $5 Little Caesars pizza.

Also:

howyou of all people

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I think Eomer just called me fat.