Whats rustling your jimmies?

???o?_sl said:

This is the part where Gavinrod tries to explain how this guy isn't a sociopath.

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Well there's no evidence suggesting he is, since sociopath means a very specific thing. Not my fault you don't know what the word means.

I definitely support summary execution for the rapist though.

When you had an idea for the jimmy thread, and you fucking forgot it.

I was happily driving home from a job when all of a sudden I see a car coming at me in the distance. I think to myself, there is no way there is a car going the wrong way down the road in my lane (divided highway, 4 lanes north and 4 lanes south). Speed limit is 50, so I start to slow down cautiously and pull off to the side of the road. As this dude drives past me he has his hand out the window giving me the bird while yelling asshole. I can't even imagine what type of a self-entitled cunt-whistle a person needs to be to be driving down the wrong side of the road while road raging on people who are just going about their day.

$45/m WITH a 17% discount


what the fuck....

Deathwing_sl said:

That's honestly a good price for rapey cell service plans. Unless you're on some extreme barebones data package.

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no data package

When you buy an apple and it's firm when you squeeze it, but mealy as fuck when you bite into it.

Burren_sl said:

Saw a McLaren 650S while having lunch with a business partner. Bastard didn't rev the engine or scream off or anything cool. Owners of amazing cars are obligated to do these things so us "norms" have something to drool over.

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Sometimes those moments result in a classic moment of an idiot driving an expensive car they have no idea how to:

I was reading my kindle in the waiting room of a car shop while this lady was playing bejeweled at full fucking volume. She did at least mute it when I asked (after glaring failed to produce results), but I thought it was kind of funny that the other visibly annoyed people in the room didn't speak up.

So I got pretty rustled last night. Wife and I are heading on a trip from our home in the great white north down south to get a little sun. A while back we got a refund from a US company for about $1265.55 USD. Knowing I was going on a trip and knowing you get jacked about 2.5% on each exchange, I kept the money in USD in my USD account. Well apparently I am smart and the CDN $$ tanked earning us a nice 7% in just a few months.

My wife, whom works next to the bank, sends me an email asking ?Should I take out the $1200 today??, which I respond to with, NO. take out $1265. We will need it all anyway and that was its intended use. $65 in our bank does nothing for us. She responds with, oh good idea, your so smart..

So she comes home that night and say, hey good news I got the $1200. Which I responded with, you mean the $1265 right? She says, no I only got $1200. Which of course was followed with, why? We specifically talked about it. She said during the with drawl the teller suggested we keep some money in the account and only withdrawal the $1200. Well shit, I lost it, we had planned going to keep some money in the account !! $0.55!!

I don?t know if I am more pissed off at the teller who seems to have the inside track on how much money I want to withdrawal, OR the fact that my wife after specifically asking me for direction agreed it was a good idea, then followed the advice of a stranger and circumvented my instructions.

This $65 is going to come out damn expensive for her.....

I'm yet inexperienced in these matters sir, but I think you may be overplaying your hand.

Fuck-tards that don't know how a four way stop works. It's goes whoever comes to a full stop at the white line/stop sign first, not who has been waiting in line the longest. Also in a tie it goes tot he person to the right....you know the "right of way/yield to the right"