What's your craziest sexual experience thread?

  • Guest, it's time once again for the hotly contested and exciting FoH Asshat Tournament!



    Go here and fill out your bracket!
    Who's been the biggest Asshat in the last year? Once again, only you can decide!

wellijustdontknow

Trakanon Raider
605
-1,578
I like and have fucked feet to completion. Sucking toes, smelling them as long as they aren't dirty or over aromatic is good for me. Is that as crazy as it gets on this thread? Holy shit, I thought that a few of you were actual men. What the effing eff?
 
  • 2Like
Reactions: 1 users

lurkingdirk

AssHat Taint
<Medals Crew>
39,980
167,054
I like and have fucked feet to completion. Sucking toes, smelling them as long as they aren't dirty or over aromatic is good for me. Is that as crazy as it gets on this thread? Holy shit, I thought that a few of you were actual men. What the effing eff?

tenor.gif
 
  • 5Like
Reactions: 4 users

Hoss

Make America's Team Great Again
<Gold Donor>
25,427
11,875
Fuck, just looked it up and apparently I joined in '06 and that was as a newfag who didn't play Everquest. How did that happen?

So yeah basically some guy last decade had some great stories, I don't so get him here.

My favorite sex stories that I can remember and know came from FOH are:

Machinegun Johnny53 Johnny53 with his meth whores and personal meth whore ass cleaner hanger on (I think he already mentioned them in the thread, and if not he's got 2 threads dedicated to them)

lindz lindz with her guild leader. It's a whole thing, I don't wanna ruin the story.

I won't even try to tag sam da man with his under-aged hookers. I know he's not here.
 

Onoes

Trakanon Raider
1,400
1,030
That was probably before my time. But Ohnoes had stories that sounded like that. Or maybe Mippo? He had amazing stories but I thought they revolved around meeting celebrities.

While it does sound like something that would have happened to me, not me! I never posted on the original forum, just lurked... for like 15 years. It's insane.
 
  • 1Like
Reactions: 1 user

Arbitrary

Tranny Chaser
26,803
70,705
I remember on the old old forum there was a guy who told some epic stories.

Something about going to the house of a hot girl off Everquest, they thought that KFC was eating out and the house was disgusting. He had to go out of a window and hitchhike in the night to get away after he noticed holes being pricked in condoms.

Anyone remember who that was?

I think in that story the guy ended up in the hospital with a hideous bladder or kidney infection and almost died. Had his extra money carefully hidden in his suitcase and every dollar of it got found, husband (pimp) demanding more money, all kinds of crazy shit.
 

Chris

Potato del Grande
18,036
-456
I think in that story the guy ended up in the hospital with a hideous bladder or kidney infection and almost died. Had his extra money carefully hidden in his suitcase and every dollar of it got found, husband (pimp) demanding more money, all kinds of crazy shit.
Yeah that sounds familiar!
 

Hoss

Make America's Team Great Again
<Gold Donor>
25,427
11,875
Was Sam prince to be a sex offender? I thought one of the posters here got doxxed as one?

2 have been that I know of. I don't know of sam prince though. Was that Deathwalker Sam's real last name? He was verified a sex offender for fucking under aged hookers. And maybe some other stuff, but he only admitted to the hookers.

The other one was a case of mistaken identity. Someone thought they had doxed him then found the fake name on a sex offenders list. The person was away from the internet for a weekend and by the time he came back and saw it, it was out of control. I won't say who that was cause he took enough shit over it. Plus, there's plenty of other things wrong with him that we can bring up. No need to keep going back to that one old saw he's actually innocent of.
 

Kirun

Buzzfeed Editor
<Gold Donor>
18,555
34,424
Oddly enough I think my wife finds them hot. She won’t admit it, but she’s super into having her tits and nipples played with. She even laughs if she gets cum in her hair during them.

Yeah, I had a FWB chick who used to fucking LOVE getting her tits/nipples played with, smacked, squeezed, etc. She tried to claim that she didn't have any fetishes, but also admitted she loved watching porn that featured big tits. I finally got her to understand/realize that she has a boob fetish.
 

Aychamo BanBan

<Banned>
6,338
7,144
2 have been that I know of. I don't know of sam prince though. Was that Deathwalker Sam's real last name? He was verified a sex offender for fucking under aged hookers. And maybe some other stuff, but he only admitted to the hookers.

The other one was a case of mistaken identity. Someone thought they had doxed him then found the fake name on a sex offenders list. The person was away from the internet for a weekend and by the time he came back and saw it, it was out of control. I won't say who that was cause he took enough shit over it. Plus, there's plenty of other things wrong with him that we can bring up. No need to keep going back to that one old saw he's actually innocent of.

sorry! I think prince was supposed to be “found” or something. So it was Sam dearhwalkwe. Lmao!!
 

Onoes

Trakanon Raider
1,400
1,030
Nah different person. Ohnoes was about going down on a woman in her tent after partying all day at a renaissance fair.

Gross, you aren't wrong, but gross.

Funny aside, I met my wife the day after that, 5 and a half years ago. Random fucking world.
 
  • 1Like
Reactions: 1 user

TJT

Mr. Poopybutthole
<Gold Donor>
40,702
102,086
Feet are gross in general, but some feet are less gross than big lumpy feet.

I was once taking a piss at a redneck sports bar and the guy next to me told me I had really nice toes. Also that he wanted to give me a pedicure.

I told him, "in your dreams" and walked out laughing.
 

Mist

Eeyore Enthusiast
<Gold Donor>
30,275
22,011
I was once taking a piss at a redneck sports bar and the guy next to me told me I had really nice toes. Also that he wanted to give me a pedicure.

I told him, "in your dreams" and walked out laughing.
All male feet are gross by default.
 
  • 4Like
  • 1Solidarity
Reactions: 4 users

TJT

Mr. Poopybutthole
<Gold Donor>
40,702
102,086
I remember on the old old forum there was a guy who told some epic stories.

Something about going to the house of a hot girl off Everquest, they thought that KFC was eating out and the house was disgusting. He had to go out of a window and hitchhike in the night to get away after he noticed holes being pricked in condoms.

Anyone remember who that was?

That was Cam I think. He also had to buy that family groceries for a week. He spent some time in their trailer boning the trashy hot girl with a PC on the floor... Or something.
 
  • 1Like
Reactions: 1 user

RobXIII

Urinal Cake Consumption King
<Gold Donor>
3,616
1,681
No crazy sex experience here really...

In fact, I was a late bloomer ,didn't even TRY to get action all through high-school, and a even a few years after moving out and heading across country. It just wasn't something I pursued despite being in super good shape, kind of like how some people just don't give a shit about say hockey. I think I was 20 or 21 before I ran into my first girlfriend ever (literally, she ran into me without looking at the store). She was this blonde with a ridiculously curvy body, round in all the right places, boobs that would make Hitomi Tanaka /salute. She was only 19, so despite the 'extra weight', it was all gravity-defying flawlessness.

Once she found out I hadn't done anything yet, I was her new pet. I'm not sure how everyone else's first few times were, but I was the classic WIndex bottle after waiting 21 years (2 pumps and a squirt!) the first few times, probably because of how aggressive and confident she was.

Ever since that one, I've had the opposite problem where it takes too damn long to finish :p But that experience cemented my love for the 'farm girl' extra curvy build. I did pay her a visit 7 years after we parted, and even that was 20 years ago, holy hell... time flies! She wasn't nearly as good looking, but pic attached anyway; though digital cameras weren't too great twenty years ago (and forget it back in the 90s lol) :p
MH1.jpg
 
  • 6Like
Reactions: 5 users

Ronaan

Molten Core Raider
1,092
436
Nothing really "crazy" crazy.

I told the story in the gwbyh thread years ago. Had a coworker, had a thing going with her, she decided to stay with her bf, met again 8 years later... and that's where the crazy fucking comes into play. She was always super fucking wet, and super tight. We fucked all the time every time. Short break, next round. Must have been 2003 or so.

Sadly that ended again and she stayed with her bf, only to be dumped years later.

Anyway, there's the other ex, 2001 I think. She was very into anal, sucked like a dyson, and nothing I could come up with was too much. To be honest though, I was young and couldn't come up with much besides oral/anal/cumplay. Freakiest was probably stand up sex in the shower with anal.

And then there's my later to be ex-wife, we had just broken up in 1995 but she wanted to fuck, so we drive to a place in the forest and I fuck her on the hood. Put some nice dents in my car. Finished, drove back to town, school lawn, round two.
Married her in 1997 and divorced in 2000. Ah yeah.

The most recent "crazy" is probably with that climber girl I met in 2009. She had huge windows facing the street and a sofa just in front of the windows. Of course we fucked on that sofa. Some teens were hanging out in the street, no idea if they noticed, she didn't seem to care.


All in all pretty tame.

I once masturbated on the Autobahn though. In a VW Corrado nonetheless. Anyone with a regular height car passing could have seen me rub one out.
 
  • 1Quality Calories
Reactions: 1 user