A couple exes ago, I was dating a girl who loved being pissed on. It wasn't really my thing, but whatever, it got her hot and bothered and it's not like I'm the one being pissed on. She'd usually lay down in the tub and want me to piss all over her pussy while she fingered herself/played with her clit. Well, one time after I was done peeing, she sat up just underneath my dick and started hoovering like a Dust Devil. Honestly, it was some of the hardest suction I think I've ever had a girl use, but it felt amazing. She slowly started slipping a finger in the 'ole doggie door, so to speak, but I ended up just going with it. Honestly, it was probably the greatest orgasm I've ever had.
She was crazy as fuck and tried calling the cops on me one time, telling them I didn't live there. They show up, I show them a piece of mail, they go, "Sorry for wasting your time, sir", and leave. The next time she went to Cali to visit family, I packed up all my shit and left. Without a doubt a very obvious case of borderline personality disorder, but goddamn could she suck a dick.