Poll When you go food shopping do you the pick the checkout isle with the cutest jailbait?

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When you go food shopping do you the pick the checkout isle with the cutest jailbait?

  1. Yes, even if it means I will have to wait longer

    17.9%
  2. Yes, unless the wait is considerably longer

    60.7%
  3. No, interactions with cute girls frighten me

    6.0%
  4. No, I'm a hermit and all I eat is Dominos

    6.8%
  5. No, I'm a faggot

    8.5%
  1. kegkilla The Big Mod
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    When you go forum posting do you the retarded the naming with the thread title?
     
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    Also: the last poll option is stupid. Dudes can run cash registers and fags can be into jailbait too.
     
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    I shop too damn often - ain't got no time to see who or what is at the end of the line - quickest line wins, don't care who I'm checked out by. (Plus with Publix half the time it's a young girl with an older lady or guy helping anyhow - since they always pair cashiers with baggers whenever possible)
     
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    With this said... I've started really appreciating the Sam's Scan and Go thing where I just scan UPC codes and click "buy" and walk out the door, showing whatever octogenarian is at the door my phone as a receipt.
     
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    Where's the option for Amazon Fresh you heathens?
     
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    I will, literally, do anything not illegal to be near sexy teens. Especially if they happen to look like Selena Gomez. /thread off
     
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    Where's the option to fuck social activity, self checkout?
     
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  11. iannis Like I said I'm not high but my dog is and I am
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    If i'm in a hurry though you go with the babysitter.

    That 30-40 year old woman who's up there to run herd on them. She'll get you out the door.
     
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    How about....i will choose the checkout with less people waiting so i waste less time in food shopping.
     
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    At Kroger all the cashiers are retarded so i just wait and talk to them in the politics thread when i get home.
     
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  14. iannis Like I said I'm not high but my dog is and I am
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    Hey! I might have tits but I don't work at the grocery store.

    Fuckin fancy ass Kroger. You're one of those upscale rednecks huh. Just too good to go to food lion and support honest, hard working americans.
     
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    Kroger has the only employees that come by their government subsidies honestly.

    Food lion it's someone putting in their two days until they can throw their back out.
     
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    Once upon a time you could practically only find jailbait working the register in most stores near me. Then the economy took a slump and you started to see a few boys now and then, and now you often see older people. Jimmies rustled! :(
     
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    Publix usually has older people at the registers these days, so I just go jerk off in the produce section. There's just something about heads of cabbage all stacked up.
     
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    option 3

    I can't imagine what kind of sick individual would want to stand there scanning and bagging their own groceries when you have the option to have a supple young lass do it for no additional cost. I would probably pay extra for that service.
     
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    all ya'll Dindus with the complaining about lack of 16 year old babes at the checkout isle need to start shopping at Wegmans
     
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    Or HEB.