Poll When you go food shopping do you the pick the checkout isle with the cutest jailbait?

Void said:

Man I've done that plenty of times in the past! I mean, I run mine through an automated wash anyway, might as well stand around and look at jailbait.

As far as grocery stores, I might have even commented before that the Raley's near me has to be run by a man among men, because almost every bagger is a hot high school or college aged chick. And just recently I was washing clothes in the shitty fucking community laundry at my new apartments, and a hot young girl walked in and I was able to strike up a conversation without seeming creepy because I recognized her and yes, in fact, she works at that fucking Raley's and just got promoted to checker. I've since gone through her line a couple of times and chatted it up with her a bit. No, I have no delusions that I'll hit that, but I can look and get a smile, which is better than some old hag scowling at me because I bought Fireball and Pop Tarts at 7am.

So yeah, I've typically got nowhere I need to be that urgently that I can't spend 2 extra minutes waiting for the hottie.

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There is a boutique super spendy hole in the wall gourmet pizza place thats been in business here for 25 yrs, they only hire holy shit jaw dropping 19-20 yr poon. (There is no way they haven't been sued by rejected applicants 100x now.)

My brother's 14 yr old son is way into vidya games and not interested in tittays, so I told him take his kid there for lunch. My brother came back and said that was the first time he saw his son ogle a girl and was relieved his kid probably isn't gay..

Lonely military guys are driving 45 minutes just for 2 minutes of face time putting in an order there. I go by there every 6-7 weeks to get a sandwich late on a saturday afternoon when its slow. If they served beer I would go every week.

Melvin said:

Are you trying to tell me there's not a strip club less than 15 minutes away from the base those alleged military guys are allegedly from? Cute story, but I'm calling bullshit.

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The pizza place aint manned by strippers brah, it's wholesome girl next door 10s . Who are you trying to kid? There are always desperate military sad fucks all over the place who will line up to sit in a barber to have a Vietnamese girl who is a 6 touch their head for 8 minutes.

Dont know what to tell ya brah. I am driving 40 minutes to eat there and I have poon at home. The pizza is damn good but too expensive.

There used to be (might still be there) a Beach House Deli in Granite Bay, which is an upscale suburb of Sacramento, that only hired hot high school girls from my former school. And they were apparently allowed to do just about anything they wanted because if they knew you were a good tipper they'd pile extra meat on the sandwiches, and when not making one they constantly chatted and flirted and did almost anything but actually work. This was before cell phones, now they'd just be staring at their devices. But there would be a line out the fucking door almost all day long. Partially because of the girls, and partially because they were slow as fuck. Only sandwich place I've ever been where they take your order and then make it and bring it out to you. Sometimes it took 15+ minutes. Didn't seem to matter for business though, because everyone happily watched them build sandwiches.

In reverse, I worked at the sandwich bar during college for extra money, and it would be so crowded in there that we'd literally have 3 lines 30+ deep for hours sometimes. I quickly learned that the faster I worked, the more the hotties learned that I was the best line to get into. I also would make specialty stuff, like one girl would bring me packets of honey from the condiment bar and I'd make her peanut butter and honey. I'd also cheat for them. The sandwiches got put in these pouches/wrappers where you had to circle any extra cost items so the hags at the registers knew to add them on. I'll admit, if you were a hot coed I purposely wouldn't circle the cheese or guac or whatever so you got extra food for free. I tried to make it obvious so they didn't think I was just retarded, but who knows. Either way, they would purposely get into my line. I'd even see it sometimes when I came on shift, a couple of hot girls would try to shift lines into mine.

It actually ended up netting me some tail once. A girl started working there and eventually when I was teaching her how to circle all the items she asked me why I didn't circle it sometimes. I said, with my best straight face, that I only ever did that for her because I wanted her to come to my line every time. God she was the hottest girl I ever banged. I want to say I miss college, but who knows, nowadays I'd probably get accused of sexual harassment and fired/expelled if the fatties found out I was giving preferential treatment.