Which song title describes your masturbation habits

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Alasliasolonik

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I ever tell you bros about the time I fucked the Queen of England? That ho was snappin and slappin her ass all over my junk.
 

pharmakos

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"Dust in the Wind"

because i cum so much that each individual orgasm is basically bone dry. and it's always outside in public.
 
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BrutulTM

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I know we're going for jokes here and this is a little on the nose, but I've always liked this song.


Too many weekends like that in my 20's.
 
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