Which type of girlfriend would you prefer?

RobXIII

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When I was much much younger (and not married), I would literally date only on breast size. So to me the options were:

A) Flat but pretty
B) Huge naturals, maybe butterface.

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See? It's not too bad. You can't go wrong with big 'uns.


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Oh.. oh god my eyes. I'm starting to prefer one of Fedor's "girls" at this point. I guess there is a limit, even for me
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I dated my best friend's skinny sister for a few weeks. She had a body hotter than any Victoria's Secret model (i.e. more top heavy), but after a bit I noticed she looked a lot like her brother, so that was a no go.

Shortly after I changed my dating habits to pick the OP's version of (B). Sorry about the pics, but it's the screenshot forums and I had to post something.
 
Joeboo

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Is "a bit meh in bed" even really a huge issue? Sure a girl who is more into experimenting and being spontaneous and energetic is a little more fun in bed, but ultimately I just want a warm, moist hole to do my business in, and that's going to be there regardless. Sometimes after you've been with someone a long time you just want to fuck and move on with your day or night, spending 2 hours roleplaying Robocop vs ED209 in bed isn't always necessary.
 
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I would prefer A...I think...?


I feel like I won this race. My wife is very attractive, crazy about me, she looks at other dudes(but I don't care...I know where I stand) and is better than average in bed(she aims to please).
 
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one afternoon, according to old legend, joe and his friend were sitting in a bar drinking beers and talking about money and girls.
"how come you never tied the knot joe?" asked his friend.
"well" joe slurred "to tell the truth, i spent my youth looking for the prefect woman. in atown i met a beautiful and intelligent woman, with deep brown eyes, but she was a true bitch. then in paso i met a woman who was a wonderful and generous person, but we had nothing in common. one woman after another seemed just right, but there was always something missing. then one day i found her, she was beautiful, intelligent, generous, and sweet. we had everything in common, in fact she was a 10.5"
"well, what happened?? why didnt you marry her?" joes friend asked.
joe chugged his beer, slammed the glass on the table and said..
"well.. its a sad thing. seems she was looking for the perfect man."
 
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Let me ask a follow up question to the OP. Would you rather have a girl who used to be overweight but now works out 5 times a week and has a smoking body or the girl who has a decent body that doesn't have to work for it? Before you all say the smoking hot one, remember she could stop working out, have a kid, or whatever and there is the chance that body is going right back where it used to be.
 
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I'd take anything I can get, but she has to be pretty.
But it usually goes like this:
A: I pull myself up by my bootstraps and excel in life, but eventually realize she wasn't my soulmate, then comes the dive into degeneracy, bondage porn and do drugs
B: Make zero effort, watch bondage porn and do drugs, eventually realize she wasn't my soulmate, cheat on her with A
 
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Vegas_sl said:
one afternoon, according to old legend, joe and his friend were sitting in a bar drinking beers and talking about money and girls.
"how come you never tied the knot joe?" asked his friend.
"well" joe slurred "to tell the truth, i spent my youth looking for the prefect woman. in atown i met a beautiful and intelligent woman, with deep brown eyes, but she was a true bitch. then in paso i met a woman who was a wonderful and generous person, but we had nothing in common. one woman after another seemed just right, but there was always something missing. then one day i found her, she was beautiful, intelligent, generous, and sweet. we had everything in common, in fact she was a 10.5"
"well, what happened?? why didnt you marry her?" joes friend asked.
joe chugged his beer, slammed the glass on the table and said..
"well.. its a sad thing. seems she was looking for the perfect man."
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Reminds me of this:

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I'd fuck whichever one looked better. I wouldn't have a relationship with either of them, I only respect my equals, no masters (a) or slaves (b)
 
Chukzombi

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everyone knows that the best woman to get is a woman who just got off the boat from a foreign country where the women actually let the men be men and their position is to love the man through thick and thin and stays at home to produce and raise their children. basically get your ass to south america or mexico and get yourself a latino woman. she will love you forever, but just make sure you never cheat on her or you may wake up one day with your cock sitting in a garbage disposal.
 
zombiewizardhawk

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Astrocreep makes a good point and there's no shortage of smokin hot latinas to choose from (for those who have issues with cheating).
 
Joeboo

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Maester Chuk_sl said:
everyone knows that the best woman to get is a woman who just got off the boat from a foreign country where the women actually let the men be men and their position is to love the man through thick and thin and stays at home to produce and raise their children. basically get your ass to south america or mexico and get yourself a latino woman. she will love you forever, but just make sure you never cheat on her or you may wake up one day with your cock sitting in a garbage disposal.
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Several years back a customer of mine came in with his new wife. Total Russian mail-order bride, she was a smoking hot 6-foot tall blonde, looked like she was straight out of a James Bond movie. The real kicker was that in Russia(or whatever Eastern Block, ex-Soviet country she was from) she was a doctor. Well, she couldn't get a medical license here right of the bat, she had to do several years of schooling, residency, etc. He supported her while she did all of that, thinking that he would be in the money once she could practice medicine here. Not 6 months after she got her medical license here in the US, she left him for another doctor. I don't know how much money the guy spent to get her here, and put her through school/training/whatever, but I hope the sex was worth it for those few years. Definitely an expensive endeavor.
 
TrollfaceDeux

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yes, don't get scammed into mail-in order brides/husbands. they will fuck you over. we have a few cases of those in Canada. Once they get their residency, marriage is done.
 
Eomer

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Why anyone would be surprised by that, I have no idea. Women aren't possessions that you can order online. Go figure!

As far as the OP goes, that's a fairly decent dichotomy that's been set up there. I suppose A would be for dating/good times, and B would be for settling down. Thankfully life's not to simple that it's only one or the other.
 
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