Greetings, XXXXX XXXXX!
Congratulations! It has come to the attention of Protostar's market research division - Protostar Black Ops - that you have, advisedly or not, signed on to assist Protostar subsidiary Carbine Studios with the Nexus Simulation Project (Codename: WildStar Beta). If you did indeed intend to sign up for this momentous and eminently profitable enterprise, please accept this randomly formulated code key and make a copy of it using the writing implement or electronic text program of your choice. Then be sure to use this key when you visit -insert web link here- to create your Simulation Profile.
Key: XXXXX-XXXXX-XXXXX-XXXXX-XXXXX
Further details on accessing the Simulation Client and your forum account will be provided after creating your Simulation Profile. Before creating your Simulation Profile, you'll have a rare opportunity to fill out the legally mandated Digital Non-Disclosure Agreement! As we say at Protostar, "You haven't read and understood an agreement until you've read and understood a Protostar Digital Non-Disclosure Agreement!"
Yours in profitability,
P.T. Rotostar
CEO, Protostar Corporation
Head of Operations, Protostar Black Ops