Worst movie you've ever seen?

Homsar · Jun 19, 2022

Rajaah said:
At least that has Madchen Amick.

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Saw one of her movies when I was like 17 and 'bated eight times in a row over her, which is a personal record that I've never even come close to since. 2-3 times with actual women a couple times if they were hot enough, that's it.

IIRC by the 6th or 7th time it began to hurt and I persisted anyway just a bit longer.

Being 17 was awesome.

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Wish I could remember what movie it was. I think she had a sex scene which is what prompted my uncontrollable wank sesh.

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I gotta go

Madchen was hot as shit in her 40's and then went down bad

Edit- my bad she's still great looking in her 50s

Sanrith Descartes · Jun 19, 2022

cabbitcabbit said:
This wanna be art-house piece of trash will always be the worst thing I’ve ever seen.

sad dope rides around on his motorcycle and then gets blown by a ghost.
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Edit: nevermind, already answered.

How has no one mentioned
Hudson.
Fucking.
Hawk.

Chukzombi · Jun 19, 2022

Sanrith Descartes said:
Edit: nevermind, already answered.

How has no one mentioned
Hudson.
Fucking.
Hawk.

because Hudson Hawk is an awesome movie.

Void · Jun 20, 2022

Rajaah said:
At least that has Madchen Amick.

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Saw one of her movies when I was like 17 and 'bated eight times in a row over her, which is a personal record that I've never even come close to since. 2-3 times with actual women a couple times if they were hot enough, that's it.

IIRC by the 6th or 7th time it began to hurt and I persisted anyway just a bit longer.

Being 17 was awesome.

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Wish I could remember what movie it was. I think she had a sex scene which is what prompted my uncontrollable wank sesh.

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I gotta go

Since you intrigued me, I looked it up. It pretty much has to be Dream Lover (1993) with James Spader. Full titties and bush, and a nice ass shot as well. Nothing else she has done is remotely close to that, or old enough.

I give it two thumbs up, very very nice!

Link is immediately NSFW.

DREAM LOVER NUDE SCENES - AZNude

DREAM LOVER nude scenes - 8 images and 3 videos - including appearances from "Madchen Amick".

www.aznude.com

Big Phoenix · Jun 21, 2022

Heavy Metal 2000, god damn that was horrible.

Horrible animation, horrible sound, horrible story, horrible editing.

MusicForFish · Jun 21, 2022

Debbie Does Dallas 6

ohkcrlho · Jun 21, 2022

Max Payne, awful movie and brings so much hate in me.....fuck you Marky Mark, just fuck you and everyone involved in that garbage.

Ambiturner · Jun 21, 2022

Steven Seagal has a lot of contenders for this prestigious title, but gotta go with Kill Switch

Chukzombi · Jun 21, 2022

Ambiturner said:
Steven Seagal has a lot of contenders for this prestigious title, but gotta go with Kill Switch

shit, thats even lazier than a Wesley Snipes film.

Grizzlebeard · Jun 22, 2022

A Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood

Maybe it's because the character wasn't part of my youth but my girlfriend fell asleep and I struggled not to.

Chukzombi · Jun 22, 2022

Grizzlebeard said:
A Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood

Maybe it's because the character wasn't part of my youth but my girlfriend fell asleep and I struggled not to.

it was totally part of my childhood, along with Wonderama, Sesame Street, Zoom, 321 Contact, Romper Room American Bandstand, Davey and Goliath, Soul Train and all the other Saturday morning cartoons. it doesnt mean i needed a movie about them or i wanted to see America's groomer portray Mr Rogers as something bigger than he was.

Animosity · Jul 17, 2022

We have a new front runner. Backdraft 2. Holy shit that was so awful.

Ossoi · Jul 17, 2022

I downloaded Myra Breckinridge, frequently heralded as one of the worst movies ever, because I wanted to see Raquel Welch playing a transsexual and pegging a dude.

Conefed · Jul 17, 2022

Currently rated 997th in my personal list is Woman in the Window. It was massively meh with a nonsensical and pointless plot twist.

Animosity · Jul 17, 2022

Conefed said:
Currently rated 997th in my personal list is Woman in the Window. It was massively meh with a nonsensical and pointless plot twist.

The Netflix show mocking this is pretty decent.

Mahes · Jul 17, 2022

Can we post movies not even released yet??

TBT-TheBigToe · Jul 17, 2022

Mahes said:
Can we post movies not even released yet??

Holy fuck that was painful to watch.

Arbitrary · Jul 17, 2022

I can't tell if Rob Zombie loves The Munsters, hates The Munsters or just hates us.

joz123 · Jul 17, 2022

Arbitrary said:
I can't tell if Rob Zombie loves The Munsters, hates The Munsters or just hates us.

He hates money.

Ossoi · Jul 17, 2022

Arbitrary said:
I can't tell if Rob Zombie loves The Munsters, hates The Munsters or just hates us.

You are insignificant to him

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