Worst movie you've ever seen?

Chanur

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These last several posts all tell me you people have never watched a truly terrible movie.
 
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There have been a lot of really bad movies listed, but I promise you this is worse than any of them. I mentioned it somewhere here in the past year because a coworker told me I should watch it. When I later threatened to murder him over it, he backpedaled and said he never claimed it was good, he just thought I would want to see how "disturbing" it is. No, no I didn't.

It even has Danny Trejo in it. For about 3 minutes. Even he just wanted to collect his paycheck and forget this movie ever existed. I challenge anyone to watch this (it is free on Prime) all the way through, because the movie itself is completely fucking terrible, BUT THEN they do an M Night Shamalamadingdong twist at the end that is just fucking bonkers out of this world.

Unless you've watched this movie all the way through, you have no idea what truly terrible is. I would put this movie up against all comers, and expect it to win in a landslide every time.

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I had to quote myself here, because this is still the all-time worst movie I have ever seen. I'd rather watch something like Rollergator 100 times than watch this again.

And since the video has been removed since I last posted it, the movie is called Bullets of Justice. No idea if it is still on Prime, but once again I challenge someone to watch this movie all the way through and try to tell me what is good about it. Because you can't. Particularly when you factor the ending into it.

Trailer is Red Band so be careful where you watch it.
 
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Chanur said:
These last several posts all tell me you people have never watched a truly terrible movie.
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I just can't think of anything else that left a visceral, lasting impression of dislike. If a movie was bad then it was just forgettable I suppose.
 
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Dr.Retarded

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Chanur said:
Silent Night Deadly Night 2.

House of the Dead.
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That was Dr.Boll's first big Hollywood masterpiece! No one had ever spliced real video game footage into a movie before when one of the characters died. It was revolutionary.
 
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Are you fucking with me? One of the greatest scenes in all of cinema
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Yeah but isn’t something like 35 minutes of 2 just scenes from 1? Feeders 2 does that as well.

And both movies are still better than Rollergator, Fun in Balloonland, Baby Ghost, or Santa Claus and the Ice Cream Bunny.
 
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I really liked the show and was sad that it only got two seasons. Even though I should have known better I wished for more

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and more I was given. When I saw this for sale I scooped it right up. I couldn't wait.

Are there worse films? Yes. Of course. But this one was personal. I don't think anyone that worked on this besides the actors even saw the show. Everything interesting and mysterious about the series was bashed against jagged rocks while I was made to watch. Mandy Patinkin plays a major character in the show. When I first hit play I was sad he wasn't in this and was hoping that we'd at least get a little cameo. By the time this was over I was glad he never made an appearance. To this day Dead Like Me : Life After Death is my go to example for sometimes dead is better. If something you like comes your way be happy with what you got and don't go trying to bury it in the Pet Semetary. You are going to regret it.
 
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