WWYD if your girlfriend said she was on birth control but wasnt and got preggo?

Antarius_sl said:

condoms are cheaper than a kid by a couple orders of magnitude

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Even though you are correct,

you need to be careful how you use that phrase orders of magnitude. It seems to rustle gavins jimmies.

Well if you find out about it before she has the kid you have three options. Kick, punch, or trip.

Valos_sl said:

1. Go bank sperm.
2. Get snipped.
3. Nut in as many bitches as you want, it aint yours.

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The self-healing vas deferens does exist.

I wrapped up and pulled out on chics I don't want getting preggers. Its the dudes own fault.

If my gf/wife did that to me I would man the fuck up and start collecting Star Wars toys again under the guise of being a good father.

Big Phoenix_sl said:

God doesn't play dice bro. If your woman becomes pregnant while taking the pill she either forgot to take it or did not take it on purpose.

Unless your woman is on something like a iud or the arm implant, stick to condoms or the very least pulling out.

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There is no God and our medicine is manufactured in a third world shithole by the lowest bidder. That shit failed me. And failed America.

Still waiting on male birth control, they have been sayin it was ready for medical trials YEARS ago. Budweiser probably has the labels waiting for it sitting in a file somewhere

Merkins4Brazil_sl said:

Still waiting on male birth control, they have been sayin it was ready for medical trials YEARS ago. Budweiser probably has the labels waiting for it sitting in a file somewhere

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It's been available since 1966. It's called Star Trek.

Deathwing_sl said:

You really think a kid costs ~50k a year?

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I though the average cost to raise a child per year was around 24k butwiki'ingshows it to be about 13k a year which is about 24k in our case for two kids. Still 50k is on the pretty expensive side of things.

Selix_sl said:

I though the average cost to raise a child per year was around 24k butwiki'ingshows it to be about 13k a year which is about 24k in our case for two kids. Still 50k is on the pretty expensive side of things.

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Depends on whether you are middle class, upper middle class or rich. But that goes without saying.

What doesn't go without saying though is if you want to give your kid the best chance in life, then you're talking about private schooling; and that, with its multiplicity of new demands may double the the basic costs.


By the way, if you can afford the sacrifice, there is a very good chance private school will be worth it.

Big Phoenix_sl said:

God doesn't play dice bro. If your woman becomes pregnant while taking the pill she either forgot to take it or did not take it on purpose.

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Most of the time decided not to take it on purpose because she was "ready" or wanted a baby, father's opinion on the matter be damned. But yeah, 99% of guys who the pill "failed" means she didn't take it.

Some women say that the actual farther of their child, is not good enough to be the farther of her child: completely blows my mind.
hello - egg - sperm - a child only gets one farther.

Case in point Sarah Palin's daughter.

Deathwing_sl said:

The per year costs were supposed to illustrate that your figure was way too high. Median family income is actually below $1M/18.

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If you compound the actual amount amount spent by 7% over the remaining time period it probably comes out to a million.

Xequecal_sl said:

If you compound the actual amount amount spent by 7% over the remaining time period it probably comes out to a million.

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Don't forget the present value of debt accrued during that time, either.

As far as birth control failures, they're higher than you think. However, due to the timing of fertility vs sex the incidence of pregnancy given proper birth control use is somewhat lower than stated.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Compari...mparison_table

This is why my raw dog hero exploits are all one night stands + assumed name.

This problem can pretty much be entirely avoided by not sticking your dick in the crazy.