X-Men: Dark Phoenix (2019)

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Asmadai

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They picked the wrong time to do this, if ever, especially with this cast.

I'm sorry but I don't want to watch Saved by the Bell: Dark Phoenix. I can't enjoy the struggles of a group of kids who look like they are 16 years old.
 

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i hope the ending is them all fading from a snap, this trailer looks terrible. they totally don't get why the MU movies succeed. they use the comic story foundation, but develop the story for the screen.
 
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Aldarion

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Sinister would be a good bridge between Deadpool and MCU X-Men.

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Charlie's breakdowns are good, even when I don't like what he's breaking down.

I dont understand why this guy keeps saying "grounded" like its a positive thing. The source material is about an extraterrestrial cosmic entity infecting a powerful psychic. "Grounded" is not the target here.

I cant put my finger on it but every single blue character looks terrible. Its like they picked a new and terrible shade of blue for their makeup. Compare these to e.g. nightcrawler in X2.

The new vests look ridiculous.

But number 1, by far, has to be the shots of Magneto's crew in plain clothes which for some reason are all skinny jeans. This skinny jean thing just doesnt work on ostensibly straight males let alone straight males who are supposed to be superheroes. Its like "Oh look this nice young group of prancing little twinks all developed super power, how cute!" gaaayyyyyyyy
 

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But number 1, by far, has to be the shots of Magneto's crew in plain clothes which for some reason are all skinny jeans. This skinny jean thing just doesnt work on ostensibly straight males let alone straight males who are supposed to be superheroes. Its like "Oh look this nice young group of prancing little twinks all developed super power, how cute!" gaaayyyyyyyy

All other complaints have been valid but this is your number #1 complaint? Seriously? That's been in style for dudes for like a decade now. What do you want them wearing? JNCOs?

All straight dudes that want to attract ladies and look good wear that style.
 
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Lanx

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All other complaints have been valid but this is your number #1 complaint? Seriously? That's been in style for dudes for like a decade now. What do you want them wearing? JNCOs?

All straight dudes that want to attract ladies and look good wear that style.
god, even if you're married, your wife won't let you wear dad jeans.

muh balls!
 

Aldarion

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All other complaints have been valid but this is your number #1 complaint? Seriously? That's been in style for dudes for like a decade now. What do you want them wearing? JNCOs?

All straight dudes that want to attract ladies and look good wear that style.
Skinny jeans look as masculine as a color coordinated leotard, tights, and legwarmers ensemble.
I trust I dont have to explain to you what regular mens jeans look like.
 

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Fair enough. Better to get some money then zero lol. It can't be worse then the last fantastic 4 movie right? Haha
 

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This is last of the X-Men movies in this vein. I am pretty sure Marvel/Disney is rebooting the franchise

Nope.

Fox Is Pushing Ahead With X-Men Films Amid Disney Deal | CBR

"Veteran franchise producer Simon Kinberg, who also wrote and directed Dark Phoenix, confirmed Fox is moving ahead on such X-Men spinoffs as the previously announced X-Force, Multiple Man and Gambit, the latter of which has experienced a long, troubled development."
 
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X-Men spinoffs maybe. The X-Men proper are under MCU and I bet Disney and Marvel will have a guiding hand on anything "Fox" wants to do
 

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Skinny jeans look as masculine as a color coordinated leotard, tights, and legwarmers ensemble.
I trust I dont have to explain to you what regular mens jeans look like.

He means its in style with the soy chugging metrosexuals in the bay area. Having lived there they don't understand they don't represent the country.
 
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TomServo

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All other complaints have been valid but this is your number #1 complaint? Seriously? That's been in style for dudes for like a decade now. What do you want them wearing? JNCOs?

All straight dudes that want to attract ladies and look good wear that style.
whats wrong with this look?

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