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I would start my own porn sight company called "the vault" which is just me and 1 camera with no plan to release the videos and spend the rest of my life fucking the latest and hottest porn stars.
Those 12 second videos would be legit.
 
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Honestly, with 640 million. Don't even care about invesments. I'd never be able to spend that kind of money. I don't have children or ever plan on it. So I would give 10 million each to my sister, my brother, and my parents. I would also donate a chunk to the church I work for and also the volunteer kids program I work for. Then give my small circle of close friends some and tell them to keep their mouths shut about it. Then just travel until I got bored and find a place to settle down. I'm a car guy so I would of course buy some. Beyond that, don't know. Just buy whatever I want whenever the thought occurs and just live my life.
 
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Bribe my first wife into giving up physical custody of our kids.

Everyone's got a price, for the Million Dollar Man! -laughs-
 
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Bribe my first wife into giving up physical custody of our kids.

Everyone's got a price, for the Million Dollar Man! -laughs-
Bribe my first and only wife to not have anymore kids! Thanks for the idea!
 
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What I don't understand about these fags that win hundreds of millions and get harassed and stalked, is why the fuck they stay in their home city or even country? You win 300 million and you stay in fucking Akron, Ohio?

The first thing these idiots should be doing is buying a sick house in Europe or Asia and chill there for a few years until everybody forgets about you back home.

The trick would be to find a place where you're in some super posh place but has a legit, non shitty government where every cop in the entire country isn't corrupt as fuck and wouldn't roll you the second they found out who you are.
 
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If all the boring stuff is handled like speaking to a lawyer, hiring an accounting firm and then another to do audits on the first, and of course keeping it all secret.

I'd build my dream house. Nothing huge, but something with a really large pool--something I could realistically afford now but wouldn't be wise for me to buy. I'd set up my funds to pay out profits on investments and figure out with what I could do with that 'for fun'--might invest in some whacky projects or venture capital stuff, I'd go in expecting to lose it all but I would try to find projects that deserved a worthwhile chance, and which were run by guys who really busted their ass for their dream. I've also always wanted to travel extensively, so I'd do that.

Otherwise, the only really cool thing I've always wished I had enough to do is eat out often and tip the wait staff you see busting their asses really well, like a couple thousand dollars. Or do the secret Santa thing where I'd pay for random people's orders in line. Really enjoy the idea of making someone's day who is in that bracket of working hard but still struggling. I think I could have a lot of fun, for a long time with that (And would always try to keep it anonymous or it would ruin it...nothing worse than being asked to do it.)

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I would first have a mild heart attack. Then not say a thing to anyone, family or friend. I wouldn't tell a soul until I got my first check and had found an accounting firm all set up. Then I would peel off an easy million for every family member I consider close.

Then I would find a plot of land in a pot friendly state, then get something like this built. While that was being built and shit I would take a few of my family on the trip of a lifetime. Like no plans just be like "Hey, I feel like going to Tokyo today" and just grab a bag and go. Probably do that for a year then finally just sit down and relax for the rest of my life.

If I was going to do a huge expenditure, I'd want to produce a movie.
 
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Kiroy

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I would first have a mild heart attack. Then not say a thing to anyone, family or friend. I wouldn't tell a soul until I got my first check and had found an accounting firm all set up. Then I would peel off an easy million for every family member I consider close.

Then I would find a plot of land in a pot friendly state, then get something like

Like what!?!?!?
 
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I would first have a mild heart attack. Then not say a thing to anyone, family or friend. I wouldn't tell a soul until I got my first check and had found an accounting firm all set up. Then I would peel off an easy million for every family member I consider close.

Then I would find a plot of land in a pot friendly state, then get something like this built. While that was being built and shit I would take a few of my family on the trip of a lifetime. Like no plans just be like "Hey, I feel like going to Tokyo today" and just grab a bag and go. Probably do that for a year then finally just sit down and relax for the rest of my life.

If I was going to do a huge expenditure, I'd want to produce a movie.
With that kind of money, I wouldn't even bring a bag. Just buy clothes on the spot. And I guarantee you it would take more than a year to expend your traveling bug once you started. I'd like to live in several places for a couple months each. Long enough to make friends with locals, but not long enough that I was tied down. Back to my purchasing property in various locations, would allow me to go back whenever.

As an aside, I would definitely spend more time traveling alone. It's a completely different experience when you're by yourself. You tend to gravitate towards what you know, but when that is missing, you find yourself in some unique situations.
 
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I could give my winnings to Star Citizen and it still wouldn’t get released.
 
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Tim

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I'd buy me a few dozen congressmen, a large plot of land, and a supercomputer to shitpost on.
 
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Harshaw

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With that kind of money, I wouldn't even bring a bag. Just buy clothes on the spot. And I guarantee you it would take more than a year to expend your traveling bug once you started. I'd like to live in several places for a couple months each. Long enough to make friends with locals, but not long enough that I was tied down. Back to my purchasing property in various locations, would allow me to go back whenever.

As an aside, I would definitely spend more time traveling alone. It's a completely different experience when you're by yourself. You tend to gravitate towards what you know, but when that is missing, you find yourself in some unique situations.

I did a lot of traveling when I was younger and there aren't many places I am interested in truthfully. Besides wanting to go back to the Philippines to take my mom for a few months, Japan is the only place I've always wanted to go but never been. Maybe spending a year in Japan I could see.

As for solo travel, I would get a nice conversion van or something and do an all over the U.S. drive in a heartbeat.

I mean it may just be the pot head in me but I'd seriously be like Randy.

 
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  • Buy my custom-painted electric blue Boxster S
  • Open up an Italian deli
  • Experiment with hedge funds, maybe create one
  • Set up a charitable endowment for pancreatic CA
  • Set up a PAC to lobby for compulsory personal finance education in high school
  • Hire a shirtless, well-oiled cabana boy
  • Generally be a less creepy version of Pete Thiel
 
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Id purchase a couple eastern european instagram thots and rent a nice yacht for a year or two.
 
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Spain, France, Thailand, Brazil, Italy, Japan, Korea, Vietnam, any country that's "safe-ish" in South America, a lot of the east Asian islands, carribean islands. America is also incredibly and amazingly diverse as well, but I've already been to virtually every state that matters (fuck Montana). I'd have a condo in the tallest building in a beachfront property in Florida. I'd also like a flat in London. Build a fucking city in Jamaica. But ultimately, what folks get out of different places is unique. I have no reservations against someone that can garnish happiness from being in the place they love and find peace.
 
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Id purchase a couple eastern european instagram thots and rent a nice yacht for a year or two.
There's an idea. I love boating, but being "trapped" on one for traveling rustled my jimmies. Didn't realize it until I took my first cruise where I felt like a prisoner, even with a suite room at the top of the ship.

Speaking of insta thots, just having property in exotic locations and they'll come to you.
 
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Harshaw

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I mean the whole thing is a mind bottling amount of money. The stress of going from nothing to super rich has to be huge as well. It doesn't help that whenever I think about winning money it's just enough for me to buy a nice house in a nice area have it all paid off and live comfortably off like 50k a year. I don't personally have expensive tastes and even with a shitload of cash I can't imagine it would change too much. Other then having the best computer/phone/TV and shit. At most I'd buy a classic car like an old GTO or a 70's Bronco and have it updated to be a daily driver. I would never be one of those people that has a stable of cars just cuz I could. I'd probably build an epic comic collection or something though.
 
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