You know you're getting old when.....

Johnny53 said:

When you rather jerk off to cam models, then go pick up a drugged out street whore and have her slam her disease riddled cock box up and down on your semi hard itchy excuse for a penis - cock

Click to expand...

Oh how the mighty have fallen.

Oblio said:

Based on old posts, I think you have discreetly posted some photos of your wife here and there over the past few months. Why not just start a new thread with a full spread (pun intended) for us all to enjoy?

Also, to stay on topic of this thread...

I started the Carnivore Diet 23 days ago and this is the best my body/joints has felt in at least a decade. My complaints about getting old are rapidly decreasing daily.

Click to expand...

Any suggested books or such for this? I need to lose like 120 pounds

Been a big LSU baseball fan and ticket holder for 25 years now. Found out one of the stars on the team now, I knew his dad in high school.

You remember the endless circlejerk on this board over Emma Watson and all the arguments about her being underage.

She turns 30 next month.

3301 said:

I use a 2 in 1 shampoo and conditioner. Do you recommend the Gutter Oil or the Cat Wax or eating a raw Rhino scalp for dry hair? Thlanx.

Click to expand...

2 in 1 is garbage. Get a half decent Sulfate free shampoo and separate conditioner, and your hair will feel much softer and smoother.

When you jump into this thread and accidentally react to page 1 instead of page 69 (tee hee), which were posts from 2014.

Good Lord.

Guurn said:

Although I mostly had softness to lose the true easy answer is the same as it always was. Eat a little better and get a little more exercise. That's all I've done and two years later I'm considered a fitness freak somehow. I guess 1 hour working out 3 times a week=freak. The other days I make sure to go outside and do something for an hour roughly.

Click to expand...

Witness.

I am 50 and I hit close to two fitty last summer. I've lost 30 pounds since August just by eating more regularly through the day, vaguely limiting calories, and doing weights at home a couple times a week. And staying active with my kid. I think the hardest thing to do was BREAK the old bad habits of binge eating at night and the like. Once the routine set in it got easier.

Calories burned > calories consumed = weight loss. It's the commitment that is key.

My goal is another 20 pounds before mid summer, but if I have to go into a Virus Quarantine fuck it, I'm going to be lazy for a month. Beach body be damned.

Edit - To the thread - when losing 30 pounds is your greatest personal achievement of the last 10 years.

I notice now that when I've dropped something and I gotta pick it up.

Well, I find myself planning the moves, the down and back up, in advance, I need to be sure that the down move is fluid and smooth with perhaps a landing onto a single bent knee, but then the getting back up stage, I've got that worked out before even starting, I'll be sure there's some convenient solid place to grab a hold of, to assist in getting back up. Using my arms a little for strength assistance and balance.

Lambourne said:

You remember the endless circlejerk on this board over Emma Watson and all the arguments about her being underage.

She turns 30 next month.

Click to expand...

I freaked out a bunch of people on another forum when I said she was 35.