You know you're getting old when.....

jeydax

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If your baby is an actual baby you can't be that old lol, sounds like you are suffering the affects of some hard living. There will be choices and sacrifices that will have to be made if you enjoy luxuries like sleep and a satisfying shit :)

If hard living is going to bed at 9:30pm after 3 beers then I guess I'm fucked.

We've narrowed the puking down to some BBQ we'd ordered the day before because the wife had the same issue.
 
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Caliane

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sounds like you pulled a muscle. not exactly the same as throwing out the back.

food poisoning is usually pretty quick. when you say bbq the day before, you mean, that night, then 3am is the next day? or, a full day prior? does sound like food poisoning, which will keep you from sleeping for sure.
 

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sounds like you pulled a muscle. not exactly the same as throwing out the back.

food poisoning is usually pretty quick. when you say bbq the day before, you mean, that night, then 3am is the next day? or, a full day prior? does sound like food poisoning, which will keep you from sleeping for sure.
Isn't bbq sauce like ketchup and can live outside the fridge for months at a time? Maybe it was undercooked meat.
 

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Isn't bbq sauce like ketchup and can live outside the fridge for months at a time? Maybe it was undercooked meat.
Maybe, maybe not.... Depends on the type of sauce, vinegar based will do better outside the fridge. But some of sauces are molasses based, or essentially just really tangy tomato based, and those have sugars in them which bacteria feed on without the vinegar to keep it inhospitable to them. So it depends.
 
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When people use my driveway to turn around. I get territorial for some reason.
 
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Chukzombi

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here's a fun game to make us feel old. what cars did everyone use to learn how to drive and get their driver's license on?
i learned how to drive on a 1973 AMC Hornet
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my best friend's first car. dude drives a Mercedes now, but he still misses his old beater. it never looked this nice, even when wet.
i got my license on a 1990 Nissan Sentra supplied by the driving school
iu
 
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Furry

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i loved the candy cigarettes. i dont think you can even get them here anymore. maybe its illegal.
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when you blew into them a puff of sugar would blow out and it looked like smoke. you just got the one blow though.
You can still get them. I ordered some off of amazon a year or two ago as a gag gift.
 
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Edaw

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here's a fun game to make us feel old. what cars did everyone use to learn how to drive and get their driver's license on?
i learned how to drive on a 1973 AMC Hornet
1973-amc-hornet-2.JPG

my best friend's first car. dude drives a Mercedes now, but he still misses his old beater. it never looked this nice, even when wet.
i got my license on a 1990 Nissan Sentra supplied by the driving school
iu
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1968 Ford Econoline Van. 3 on the tree.

Was my father's he bought new the year I was born. He kept it in top shape and let me take it to college after my freshman year. Was awesome.
 
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here's a fun game to make us feel old. what cars did everyone use to learn how to drive and get their driver's license on?
i learned how to drive on a 1973 AMC Hornet
1973-amc-hornet-2.JPG

my best friend's first car. dude drives a Mercedes now, but he still misses his old beater. it never looked this nice, even when wet.
i got my license on a 1990 Nissan Sentra supplied by the driving school
iu
i had a driving instructor in her car, it was a 90ish hyundai, when we went up hills she quickly went to turn off the ac or we'd stall. it was the same car i'd use for the test as well, she also put little "cheat" stickers on the rear windows to indicate when to back up and when to turn in.
passed my first time so if it works, it works
 
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here's a fun game to make us feel old. what cars did everyone use to learn how to drive and get their driver's license on?
Dodge diplomat. I think it was an 83 or 84.
 
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here's a fun game to make us feel old. what cars did everyone use to learn how to drive and get their driver's license on?
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I learned on several cars in Driver's Ed., but I only remember learning to drive a stick in a 71 Ford Torino with "3 on the tree".

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Sanrith Descartes

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I got taught in a 66 cutlass supreme with a 400 rocket. Fucker was a beast.

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zzeris

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My school used their own vehicle for training, but this is what my grandmother got me as my first car. I ran wild and it broke in a year(transmission). Fun times.


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