You know you're getting old when.....

Furious

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When your kids can beat you up.

Happened when my girl was 7.

I'm not very strong.
 
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Hoss

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I thought you were gay furious. What are you doing with a daughter?
 
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I'm working my last shift before I have 7 days off and I feel like I'm 6 years old waiting for Christmas morning.

I don't even have any plans, just 7 days of doing sweet fuck all.
 
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Hoss

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Aamry said:
Not molesting her into the next generation of stripper?
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I don't think that's how it works. It's mostly not getting attention from daddy that drives them to stripping. Molestation would be more likely to lead to sucking j51's magical dick for $20 and hot chocolate.
 
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Aamry

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Hoss said:
I don't think that's how it works. It's mostly not getting attention from daddy that drives them to stripping. Molestation would be more likely to lead to sucking j51's magical dick for $20 and hot chocolate.
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As long as she has a clean butthole
 
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...you leave aN Eyes Wide Shut-type of mansion party at 11PM so you can make it home to sleep to catch day 2 of the party without having to do drugs.

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Mrs. Gravy

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When you look forward to surgery for the time off from work and the "legal can't get in trouble from random testing" pain meds.
 
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Hoss

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I bought a backup battery thing for my cell phone on amazon prime day. It's so awesome that my wife wanted one too, and I figured I'd get a smaller one so I could carry it in my pocket more easily (the first one weighs a pound). So as I'm looking through the options, I find one that amazon claims I bought back in 2011.

What the fuck? I don't ever remember having one of these things. I don't know if I even knew they existed in 2011. I really am getting old.
 
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vGrade

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When you make grunting noises sitting on the couch trying to put your shoes on
 
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When you don't understand Snapchat and you don't want to.
 
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Haus

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You go to your doctor because you have a pain in your lower back and the first part of her detailed diagnoses of the root cause starts with her repeating your age back to you....
 
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Synj

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Haus said:
You go to your doctor because you have a pain in your lower back and the first part of her detailed diagnoses of the root cause starts with her repeating your age back to you....
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LOL I do that every day!

You know you're (insert age here) right?
 
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lurker

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...when you get a safe deposit box to hold your newly minted Last Will and Testament.
 
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When you realize the reason your hip and shoulder hurt while sleeping is because you slacked off working out for the last two weeks.
 
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Mrs. Gravy said:
When you look forward to surgery for the time off from work and the "legal can't get in trouble from random testing" pain meds.
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this. i was honestly looking forward to the anesthesia for some quality sleep. combination of getting old and having 3 kids under 6, i suppose.
 
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You wake up at midnight (after being asleep 3 hours) with horrible heartburn because you ate a 3rd taco at dinner. Then you come here to post about it.
 
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