stupidmonkey
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You know you're getting old when.....
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I always loved Carson, that man gave zero fucks. He was always funny as well. None of these 'night' shows are even worth watching now.
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When I said not give a fuck, this is exactly what I meant. This exact one. Good job homie.
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Anyone that had 3 of 4 wives with the almost same name didn't give fuck. I guess it makes keeping track of the names easier.
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Joanne
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Haus
I am Big Balls!
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Ah probably was not too uncommon for people in my age range I was , in fact, dating multiple girls named Heather at the same time at one point.
Haus
I am Big Balls!
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I think this year marks when I reach a new pinnacle of old guy...
I'm about to do a day of landscaping at my house, and it's going to be warm, so I'm wearing shorts...
... along with black compression socks that go to the tops of my calves.
The only step past this is to wear this with sandals.
I'm about to do a day of landscaping at my house, and it's going to be warm, so I'm wearing shorts...
... along with black compression socks that go to the tops of my calves.
The only step past this is to wear this with sandals.
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Burren
Bronze Baronet of the Realm
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Void
Yeah, and?
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Does that shit go bad? I'm guessing maybe the Petrolatum might, if it is in any way related to actual petrol. Like, I'd imagine petroleum jelly (Vaseline) breaks down after a certain period of time, but that's just a guess too.
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Hoss
Make America's Team Great Again
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Expiration dates on first aid items are bigger bullshit than expirations on medicines. It's all a fucking cash grab.
Goatface
Naxxramas 1.0 Raider
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most of the ointments that were 10+ years old were pretty firm and turned a dark color. the creams that were in tubes had swelled up like balloons with the cream like a dry paste. some of the lotions had separated. did keep many of the anti-itch/poison ivy products that still looked okay. figured the worse could happen with them, is still have an itch. think eye stuff is only thing i wouldn't use much passed the expiration date.
Void
Yeah, and?
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I agree in general, but I was just wondering if something with petro in the name would go bad just like gas will after a couple of years.
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I remember one show someone that was famous made a remark about him cruising the beach where he lived for woman named XXXX. Johny said hey "that was my last wife" lol. Get it straight.
I can sere certain names by age. I've dated a large number of females that have a variety of the name Christie. Several close spellings.
Sheriff Cad
scientia potentia est
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God damn dude, people still get Gout? I thought that was like some revolutionary war shit.My left foot started swelling on Sunday, by last night I was in screaming pain and couldn't walk. Hobbled to the doc-in-a-box this morning. Gout
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