You know you're getting old when.....

You turn down sex with a hot 22 year old spinner because she lives an hour away.

You know your getting old when....

..... when you make strange sounds putting you shoes

....any girl below 23 looks 18 to you.

I have 3 younger cousins: 16, 13, and 11. At Thanksgiving I was talking to them and I could barely understand half the words coming out of their mouths. The slang that they used was completely foreign to me. This was the first time I was really struck by the "holy shit, you're not young anymore" feeling. I'm going to turn 30 in a couple months.

... when you stop giving a fuck about the difference between "your" and "you're"

...when the only thing you wish people for new year is health

when your dick doesnt work anymore and you die of cancer

when you start eating less and still get fat

...when you cut yourself and it takes fucking ages to heal

When you start to answer a question like this, and have to scroll back up to make sure you didn't already respond once.

.... when you can remember MTV with music on it

..when you know tricks like blowing on a cartridge through a shirt.

..when you realize that if they redid The Wonder Years that it would start in 1993.....

Abefroman_sl said:

..when you realize that if they redid The Wonder Years that it would start in 1993.....

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