You know you're getting old when.....

If you see someone younger, you hate them just because you assume they're a dumbass punk.

..you go to bed before 12 and wake up before 8, on your day off...

a c i d.f l y_sl said:

Wake up more tired than you were when you went to sleep, even after a full night.

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That's a sign of sleep apnea. I know because I'm getting old.

.... when you walk into a room, on a mission, forget why in the fuck you went in there, and just stand in the middle of the room for five minutes trying to figure it out.

Your primary computing device is a desktop computer.

...when hangovers start lasting longer than 24 hours no matter what you do.

When the hair starts to migrate from your scalp to your ears and nostrils.

grimshaw_sl said:

When the hair starts to migrate from your scalp to your ears and nostrils.

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This.

When milf porn is no longer a casual fetish because you start to feel creepy jerking it to an 18 yr old.

The big one I have been noticing lately is "when all the doctors you visit are younger than you." Shit, I'm not even that old yet, fucking overachievers.

When you look at attractive women and the first thing that comes to mind is checking her teeth. If those teeth don't come out , you won't even waste a few bucks on drinks for her .

When I listen to the stupid shit a few of my cousins say/shit they do, and I'm like "ug fucking kids today".

OneofOne_sl said:

When I listen to the stupid shit a few of my cousins say/shit they do, and I'm like "ug fucking kids today".

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Don't feel like you are getting old because of that. I was saying the same thing in my teens.
I feel old when I reach for a Tums after eating spicy food. What the hell happened to my cast iron stomach!?

grimshaw_sl said:

When the hair starts to migrate from your scalp to your ears and nostrils.

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I found my first ear hair because of this post ....and the second in the othe ear

You say you're too tired to fuck.

When you give directions based on landmarks that have ceased to exist for 10+ years.

...when you wish people a Happy Festivus and then have to explain it's from a popular TV show.

I feel that'll die with our generation

... when you DO remember when MTV had music

... when you realize how many motives and shows about the future are now set in the past

...when you feel the urge to contribute to conversations about getting old.

rasstapp_sl said:

..you go to bed before 12 and wake up before 8, on your day off...

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