You know you're getting old when.....

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Neki

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...when you know the link between these two items

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Mist

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I can't even guess how old anyone under 40 is now.

I also had to look up what a spinner is.
 

Remit_sl

shitlord
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I can't even guess how old anyone under 40 is now.

I also had to look up what a spinner is.
On this note, I always assume people 20-30 are older than me. Almost always they are younger.

Also, when you utter the phrase "slept wrong"
 

Frenzied Wombat

Potato del Grande
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When the force of your piss stream and caliber of your turds becomes something you start paying attention to.
 
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Lejina

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I had a mild soul crushing moment when I noticed just about everyone calls me sir.
 

Morsakin

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When one of the first thoughts that crosses your mind upon New Year's is: "Fuck, my prescription insurance deductible just reset". NuVigil is a bitch, yo.
 

Chesire_sl

shitlord
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When you don't shave for a few days , and get a senior discount without even asking .
For all those guys who had gray hair before they were 30.