Recent content by Ashes Emberblade_foh

I bought a 2400 sq.ft. house expecting to get married soon. The engagement fell through and I thoroughly wish I had a smaller house.

Multiply the number a woman gives you by 25. That means she"s slept with 100 guys before you dude. I bet that shit is loose.

I"VE BEEN CALLED A SHITHEAD, MY ARGUMENT IS OBVIOUSLY INVALID. Lyrical, if your tax rate was 25% would you be able to hire more people right nao?

And the bamster can"t figure out why we aren"t adding jobs...

When I was looking for a landscaper for my house I called a good friend who manages a lot of rental properties for a recommendation. When I needed a HVAC repairman I called a good friend who is a remodeling contractor for a recommendation. Magnets, random mailers, and door hangers might work...

Maggot infested hippies don"t buy high-end lawn services.

Even during the bubble you could only expect 80-90% return on a renovation or addition. Your number might be optimistic.

It"s pretty much spot on.

I had a similar situation Cam. I met this girl while working and we exchanged numbers, but then I never heard from her for about two months. Then out of nowhere I get a text from her and we start talking and really hit it off. Like, exceptional chemistry, 3-4 hour phone calls that felt like 5...

Go to a real university.

Naked pics, face shown, Froofy"s wife. These are the terms. Also, Froofy, anything new? Find anymore paperwork or photos?

If this is the shit we"re exporting to China no wonder we have a trade imbalance.

Foremost, lost, this is why you shouldn"t smoke pot. It"s made you a raging pussy who can"t get over your slut whackjob of an ex. Also, who is Alcestis and why is she queen of the internet? I swear this is the first time I"ve even seen her username.

Well foremost stop internet dating and go out a lot to meet people. I don"t mean go out drinking every night, I mean find places and things to do that introduce you to new people. Join a book club, go see concerts, go drinking, walk your dog in the park, take friends, go alone, whatever, just...

Took a page out of drunkninja"s book and sent some off the wall messages to some girls who had given me their number in the past but blew me off or stopped responding to texts. Got responses from four out of five and led them on for a bit, was very satisfying. Went out afterward by myself...