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I bought a 2400 sq.ft. house expecting to get married soon. The engagement fell through and I thoroughly wish I had a smaller house.

Multiply the number a woman gives you by 25. That means she"s slept with 100 guys before you dude. I bet that shit is loose.

I"VE BEEN CALLED A SHITHEAD, MY ARGUMENT IS OBVIOUSLY INVALID. Lyrical, if your tax rate was 25% would you be able to hire more people right nao?

And the bamster can"t figure out why we aren"t adding jobs...

When I was looking for a landscaper for my house I called a good friend who manages a lot of rental properties for a recommendation. When I needed a HVAC repairman I called a good friend who is a remodeling contractor for a recommendation. Magnets, random mailers, and door hangers might work...

Maggot infested hippies don"t buy high-end lawn services.

Even during the bubble you could only expect 80-90% return on a renovation or addition. Your number might be optimistic.

It"s pretty much spot on.

I had a similar situation Cam. I met this girl while working and we exchanged numbers, but then I never heard from her for about two months. Then out of nowhere I get a text from her and we start talking and really hit it off. Like, exceptional chemistry, 3-4 hour phone calls that felt like 5...

Go to a real university.

Naked pics, face shown, Froofy"s wife. These are the terms. Also, Froofy, anything new? Find anymore paperwork or photos?

If this is the shit we"re exporting to China no wonder we have a trade imbalance.

Foremost, lost, this is why you shouldn"t smoke pot. It"s made you a raging pussy who can"t get over your slut whackjob of an ex. Also, who is Alcestis and why is she queen of the internet? I swear this is the first time I"ve even seen her username.

Well foremost stop internet dating and go out a lot to meet people. I don"t mean go out drinking every night, I mean find places and things to do that introduce you to new people. Join a book club, go see concerts, go drinking, walk your dog in the park, take friends, go alone, whatever, just...

Took a page out of drunkninja"s book and sent some off the wall messages to some girls who had given me their number in the past but blew me off or stopped responding to texts. Got responses from four out of five and led them on for a bit, was very satisfying. Went out afterward by myself...

No the big one that gets all kinds of messages or some such.

Link to drunkninja"s story?

Why does Sutekh post in black font? That shit is annoying. P.S. Everyone who told me to get out while I could from the rape victim was right. She was a basket case and the sex was some of the weirdest shit I"ve ever experienced. If I went "too fast" she would start crying and freak out and...

I CARE BRAD.

Under no circumstances should you do that... a condom does not protect from herpes transmission and it can transmit even if she does not have an outbreak (visible sores.) Also, the fact she hasn"t told you is abominable.

In all seriousness, Eomer, when a girl is that hard to pin down she"s seeing someone else. She"s leading you on as either a backup in case things don"t work out, or she enjoys the attention you"re giving her because it makes her feel wanted. Perhaps both. Believe me, I know from experience...

Eomer, if she"s that "busy" she"s seeing someone else. I"ve seen it before. Move on.

I"ve never had good results from text message conversations, because the subtleties of the spoken language are not conveyed in the written tongue. I keep text messages to "want to meet up later?" and the like. Keep it to yes or no questions and leave the rest to a voice conversation, Eomer. I...

I applaud you for not taking the easy road and aborting the baby. It takes a real man to own up to responsibility like that. Shit, I guess that applies to Grobbee too.

Jealous internets are the best internets.

Went out with #2 last night and had an awesome time. I think without #1 on my mind I was able to see how truly amazing she is. She"s Mexican, here studying at a university. I speak decent Spanish, and she thinks my gringo accent is cute. So we"re walking around the quarter last night and we...

I find that every time I realize a girl is "marriage material" I immediately lose interest in her. What does that mean?

Last night number 1, who was the rape victim I mentioned earlier, broke up with me "because she no longer felt safe with me." The relationship pretty much followed what you all said it would be. Very passionate sex, but afterwards she was very distant, completely crazy mood swings, etc...

Fuck other women for 2.5 weeks? Just make sure you remove all evidence from your house and car before she gets back.

There"s a difference between dating and being in a relationship. I go out with 3 out of the 4 at least once a week. Talked to the one that dropped off the planet yesterday and she said she lost her phone and didn"t have it backed up, but I got a cold shoulder vibe from her. And then there were 3.

Bleargh... my love life is a mess. Dating four women. The first I"ve really fallen for but she doesn"t want a relationship right now. The second wants to be in a relationship with me but I can"t do that because of the first. The third just randomly fell off the planet after being really...

Online dating is horrible. Meet people in real life.

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That bitch wants you to fucking dominate her. Grab her by the hair, pull her head down, and lick her neck from the bottom up before giving her one hell of a French kiss. Stop being a god damn pussy and obliterate that sweet smelly poon.

It"s been my experience that every girl who starts out saying, "We should take it slow," will jump into bed with me and fall in love with me at the drop of a hat.

Pretty bummed. Fell in love. Made love. Now I can"t get enough of her. Keep having this recurring dream there"s blood on my hands. Flashbacks of the past. Wish I was dead. To sleep. To dream. But dreams turn to nightmares. Can only laugh. Now I am light, now I fly, now I see myself beneath...

Link the exact post since you"re a retard and not on max posts per page.

What is this method shit you people keep talking about? I just talk to girls and get their phone number, don"t need a tutorial for that.

It rained heavily last night so the parades were canceled, so I had an unexpected day off. I picked her up and we went to a little wine and cheese shop and she picked out a wine and a cheese, I picked a cheese, and we sampled those and talked for a couple of hours. After that I drove us to an...

I really like her, though. She has a great personality and sense of humor and we have chemistry. I"m going to take it slowly and see how things pan out.