Recent content by Jabberwhacky_foh

You have the title of black knight but you wait for the boyfriend"s permission to have sex with a girl? Apparently my mental image of a black knight is quite far from reality.

I met my first girlfriend in college and she was still living with an abusive (emotionally) ex-boyfriend. We dated for 5.5 years until I broke up with her because I wanted to fuck other girls. Warning sign doesn"t mean anything other than a warning.

Don"t be hatin". Make with them stories, So Ko Bro.

Joke"s on them, I got more pubes than they do.

This past week has probably been the most awesome, ego-boosting week of my life but I"ll spare you guys all the self-aggrandizing BS and give you a new Korean pussy! It"s not the best shot in the world but it"s all she was down for.

She just left. Last night she told me she was 33, this morning she said she lied and she"s actually 38. Fucking superior korean genes, makin em look all young. I am an English teacher, but my current job is beyond bomb and I only teach 3.5 hours every day. Come March I"ll be following in...

I warned you guys but you kept on totesing and kuriining and all sorts of weird shiting so here"s a vinalla chapstick under a nose wow christ that"s high resoultion where"s the mmos crenshot thread when you need it

this girl aint moving at all shes like a dead statue i might need to extricate my t-bear

WHY DID I LET HER HOLD MY TEDDY BEAR DUDE"S LIKE 25 YEARS OLD ACCCCCCCCCCHH BEAR AIDS

ps my socks. they play.

titittttttttttttttttttttttttttttiessssssssssssssss ssssssssssss not related to the girl above

ok again it"s like 7:30 in the am and a certain friend named Riko aor Rako should be posting some juicy deets but in the interim this is a korlnea passed otu in my bed at the current hour that i could or could not diddle (did or did not) and etc. point being y"all should quit yor jobs and come...

I took a few girls to the beach here during the winter and had success. If it"s just cold, it"s easy to hold them tight under the auspices of keeping warm, and if it"s raining, you"re already snuggled up under an umbrella. Make it a decent sized umbrella and you"ve got yourself a privacy dome...

I just woke up after a solid 5.5 hours of sleep and I"m en route to work, but I"ll update the details later. For now, here"s a few more pics. Two guesses as to my favorite part of the female anatomy!!

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh god you guys suck so much dick right now. Today"s my god damn birthday and I was out with 4 girls + my ex-girlfriend (of 5.5 years cuz we have the same birhtday). Blah blah blah, this morning I came inside this vagine. Stop saying fucking "totes" and "hashtagimafaggot". Also tell...