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You have the title of black knight but you wait for the boyfriend"s permission to have sex with a girl? Apparently my mental image of a black knight is quite far from reality.

I met my first girlfriend in college and she was still living with an abusive (emotionally) ex-boyfriend. We dated for 5.5 years until I broke up with her because I wanted to fuck other girls. Warning sign doesn"t mean anything other than a warning.

Don"t be hatin". Make with them stories, So Ko Bro.

Joke"s on them, I got more pubes than they do.

This past week has probably been the most awesome, ego-boosting week of my life but I"ll spare you guys all the self-aggrandizing BS and give you a new Korean pussy! It"s not the best shot in the world but it"s all she was down for.

She just left. Last night she told me she was 33, this morning she said she lied and she"s actually 38. Fucking superior korean genes, makin em look all young. I am an English teacher, but my current job is beyond bomb and I only teach 3.5 hours every day. Come March I"ll be following in...

I warned you guys but you kept on totesing and kuriining and all sorts of weird shiting so here"s a vinalla chapstick under a nose wow christ that"s high resoultion where"s the mmos crenshot thread when you need it

this girl aint moving at all shes like a dead statue i might need to extricate my t-bear

WHY DID I LET HER HOLD MY TEDDY BEAR DUDE"S LIKE 25 YEARS OLD ACCCCCCCCCCHH BEAR AIDS

ps my socks. they play.

titittttttttttttttttttttttttttttiessssssssssssssss ssssssssssss not related to the girl above

ok again it"s like 7:30 in the am and a certain friend named Riko aor Rako should be posting some juicy deets but in the interim this is a korlnea passed otu in my bed at the current hour that i could or could not diddle (did or did not) and etc. point being y"all should quit yor jobs and come...

I took a few girls to the beach here during the winter and had success. If it"s just cold, it"s easy to hold them tight under the auspices of keeping warm, and if it"s raining, you"re already snuggled up under an umbrella. Make it a decent sized umbrella and you"ve got yourself a privacy dome...

I just woke up after a solid 5.5 hours of sleep and I"m en route to work, but I"ll update the details later. For now, here"s a few more pics. Two guesses as to my favorite part of the female anatomy!!

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh god you guys suck so much dick right now. Today"s my god damn birthday and I was out with 4 girls + my ex-girlfriend (of 5.5 years cuz we have the same birhtday). Blah blah blah, this morning I came inside this vagine. Stop saying fucking "totes" and "hashtagimafaggot". Also tell...

What"s your guys"s opinions on vasectomies for mid 20"s single dudes?

In the words of Cherry Poppin" Daddies, the best way to get over someone is to get under someone else. Also I just watched the movie Super yesterday and the cop said pretty much the same thing, so it"s two against one now.

Because you always eat 2? I"m sorry.

I shamelessly stole Dabamf"s message and sent it out to a handful of chicks. Already got one response, but would like advice. To which she said "Oh then why did ya send me mail ey? " I was thinking a succinct "I want my p in ur v" would be swell, but y"alls advice would be appreciated.

Are you sending messages or IMing these chicks? In general, I mean.

I haven"t heard it about Japan, but I have a few second-hand stories about Hong Kong. Korea is torn on foreigners; they"re sexy and foreign and unique blah blah blah, but they also have a really shitty reputation, by and large. A large contingent are Military, so they certainly aren"t worried...

I gotta move to Seoul :/ I"ve hooked up with only 2, and 2 others as possible relationships, but I don"t really want to pursue that what with having just left my 5.5 year relationship a few months back. My hookups haven"t been nearly as exciting as yours, although one of the girls was so turned...

One post later and Gotenks coulda pulled out the old, "Do you know why they call it Page 360? Because when I read about dudes crying about girls, I turn 360 and walk away."

Ya we kinda did. We just got back in March for another go-round of teaching, but this time there"s been a lot of....issues. I don"t have any Seoul plans, but I"ll get up there for a weekend at some point and do it proper. How much longer are you in for?

Ummmmmmm yes you want to upgrade your account. I checked out the site a while back when you mentioned it (saying you"d just use it to get laid btw do you have a newsletter I would like to subscribe) and after perusing the goods, I decided 30 bucks is chump change if it pays off even just one...

I"d agree with this guy ^^. When you"ve been together that long and they say something like that, you"re pretty much done, I"m sorry to say. One caveat I can think of would be if your relationship has been stagnating/slipping in the past ~6 months, then their might be some glimmer of hope to...

Come on man, who you tryin to fool?

Are you like trying to plant seeds of destruction or something? Why talk so highly of the one girl and then do others like ^^ that one? It"s been my experience that the more datable (dateable? date-able?) a girl is, the more likely she is to be really offended/upset when it comes out that you...

Ah ha so THAT"S why you"ve been busy all the times I"ve been up in Seoul!

Booze giveth, and booze taketh away.

When you say rape, are you talking held down in a back alley rape, or taken advantage of when overly intoxicated / possibly roofy"ed?

Did you do something wrong? No. Are you about to do something wrong by continuing to fuck her thinking you"re really just "buddies" when really she"s deluded herself into thinking the way to your heart is through your cock? Yes.

How did you afford to buy such a high-quality company?

Boy what a shitty life that chick must lead that she will allow you to do that but won"t give you any sort of direction as to how to finish. I mean, she"s ok to have you fingerblast her, but is too conservative/embarrassed/ashamed to speak about said fingerblasting? Makes me glad I imported my...

A minor speedbump in the road to Gladiator.

It"s in the past, don"t beat him up too much about it. Don"t air traffic controllers make a shitload of cash?

She"s an attention whore and you"re a pussy.

Except that psu199 forgot the most important part of that sentence, "SHE." She = woman = vagina. So really the sentence he quoted should read "Vagina."

He"s in the friend zone, but doesn"t want to admit it. What do I win?

Just go comfort yourself by buying another hot tub and smoking a lot of pot while planning your next cross-world resort trip. Keep your chin up soldier it"ll get better soon!!