Recent content by toomanynames_sl

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    Terrible Jokes Thread

    School teacher was instructing her class on flavor and color and whatnot. She brought in a bag of lifesavers and handed out the orange color to the class and asked them what the flavor was, "orange" they said. She handed out a red color and asked the class, "cherry" they said. She took them...
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    Favorite Porn Star?

    The pages go by so fast, I saw Stoya but was Kayden Kross (sp) mentioned up in here?
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    The swing in the background of this shot, isn't that what they just closed the past couple of days? I think a cable broke and hurt some folks
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    The Animated GIF Thread

    Sorry no gif but it actually appears the bar tender fucked up royal, as he lights the drink he hits that strainer that holds the sugar cube, causing a splash chain reaction of stupid when you have high proof alcohol and fire close together (spazz out and fling flaming liquid all around you). It...
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    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    Who can "deal" with them best should get dibs. Deal as in, feed, shelter, supply attention, etc. If those points are equal then it goes to a coin toss LOL. Had 3 cats, I got 2, ex got one, but then one of the two I had went brain dead and couldn't navigate stairs (went from an appartment to a...
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    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    Khane, so we're clear on what "work" means in this discussion: exertion or effort directed to produce or accomplish something. Shit brah, you're working me right now, we are splitting hairs here though, probably not worth further effort . . . . doh You are working your bros to continue and...
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    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    Khane, you're not getting it, no double talk. Not smarter, perhaps more wise, that doesn't mean we can't be equal though, shit doesn't even mean you can't be smarter. You're taking work as a negative, I'm not. FFS, you have to "work" to be friends with your bros. If you didn't work at it...
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    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    I think his point was she isn't just some ho or whatever. IMO she sounds like a good snag but just needs some help. I've not heard Beagle have any problems with her outside of the sleeping thing. Frankly if she doesn't see that it's wrong vs, know it's wrong but just difficult to get through...
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    The Animated GIF Thread

    I thought that was his co-star SNL alum, Kristen Wiig
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    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    Are you both married? I'm sure you've had failed relationships. It's not BS that marriage is the hardest job you'll ever have, as I said, some folks just don't see it as work. I sure as hell don't see what I do in and for my relationship as work. You get what you put in or your fail. You...
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    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    Khane, interdependency is a requirement for a true successful relationship. Otherwise there is no reason to couple. I assume you're not in a relationship or you would know complete independence and health of your relationship are opposing forces. As for Beagle, he either wants it or not...
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    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    How did you get a homerun (ie. had her at your place) before getting to whatever base it is now where you cop(sp) a feel? I mean, damn, didn't you shake the shit with your hands before you invited her over for an all-nighter. I like the push up shit but my wife has the goods to keep in all...
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    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    Bishop Johnny49 doing gods work . . . . Through his penis 8====)-- /gigidy
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    The Video Thread

    Not excitement, fear, and cops are trained on this, ears back, tail is NOT up, dog even "hides" behind the door. Only takes action when it felt provoked, by the cop approaching. Stop making excuses for a stupid cop. I'm done as well, sorry sutek
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    The Video Thread

    In this case, he shouldn't have gotten out of the car and he'd still have his job. But he did, so he should have gotten bit BEFORE he shot the dog, a dog barking and showing it's teeth is not being bit. My dog shows its teeth to any stranger at the door, if it were a cop, should he shoot my...