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School teacher was instructing her class on flavor and color and whatnot. She brought in a bag of lifesavers and handed out the orange color to the class and asked them what the flavor was, "orange" they said. She handed out a red color and asked the class, "cherry" they said. She took them...

The pages go by so fast, I saw Stoya but was Kayden Kross (sp) mentioned up in here?

The swing in the background of this shot, isn't that what they just closed the past couple of days? I think a cable broke and hurt some folks

Sorry no gif but it actually appears the bar tender fucked up royal, as he lights the drink he hits that strainer that holds the sugar cube, causing a splash chain reaction of stupid when you have high proof alcohol and fire close together (spazz out and fling flaming liquid all around you). It...

Who can "deal" with them best should get dibs. Deal as in, feed, shelter, supply attention, etc. If those points are equal then it goes to a coin toss LOL. Had 3 cats, I got 2, ex got one, but then one of the two I had went brain dead and couldn't navigate stairs (went from an appartment to a...

Khane, so we're clear on what "work" means in this discussion: exertion or effort directed to produce or accomplish something. Shit brah, you're working me right now, we are splitting hairs here though, probably not worth further effort . . . . doh You are working your bros to continue and...

Khane, you're not getting it, no double talk. Not smarter, perhaps more wise, that doesn't mean we can't be equal though, shit doesn't even mean you can't be smarter. You're taking work as a negative, I'm not. FFS, you have to "work" to be friends with your bros. If you didn't work at it...

I think his point was she isn't just some ho or whatever. IMO she sounds like a good snag but just needs some help. I've not heard Beagle have any problems with her outside of the sleeping thing. Frankly if she doesn't see that it's wrong vs, know it's wrong but just difficult to get through...

I thought that was his co-star SNL alum, Kristen Wiig

Are you both married? I'm sure you've had failed relationships. It's not BS that marriage is the hardest job you'll ever have, as I said, some folks just don't see it as work. I sure as hell don't see what I do in and for my relationship as work. You get what you put in or your fail. You...

Khane, interdependency is a requirement for a true successful relationship. Otherwise there is no reason to couple. I assume you're not in a relationship or you would know complete independence and health of your relationship are opposing forces. As for Beagle, he either wants it or not...

How did you get a homerun (ie. had her at your place) before getting to whatever base it is now where you cop(sp) a feel? I mean, damn, didn't you shake the shit with your hands before you invited her over for an all-nighter. I like the push up shit but my wife has the goods to keep in all...

Bishop Johnny49 doing gods work . . . . Through his penis 8====)-- /gigidy

Not excitement, fear, and cops are trained on this, ears back, tail is NOT up, dog even "hides" behind the door. Only takes action when it felt provoked, by the cop approaching. Stop making excuses for a stupid cop. I'm done as well, sorry sutek

In this case, he shouldn't have gotten out of the car and he'd still have his job. But he did, so he should have gotten bit BEFORE he shot the dog, a dog barking and showing it's teeth is not being bit. My dog shows its teeth to any stranger at the door, if it were a cop, should he shoot my...

Does this mean Sean and I are best friends? Married twice (on second 17 years), several girlfriends, have even requested this, no ejaculatory alarm clock yet, fuckin a, what does a guy have to do for his lady to wake him like this . . .

That cop is beyond a pussy for shooting a dog that size, as well as anyone else who thinks that was justified. Cops like that are why folks like Grismark even exist or post the shit he does. I hadn't seen a picture and assumed it was some 80+ pound monster. A fucking knee high dog and what...

When you were so damn excited to get your OPUS BBS up and running on DOS 2.21 to share games and porn with your 2 other friends who had acoustic couplers or newfangled 9600 baud modems

I'm an old guy (45) and laughing at you myself, how can you possibly justify that post on a board like this? You've achieved the objective; your post rustled my jimmies LOL

FWIW, I think this first Ronald was Willard Scott (the weather man)

You're right, my bad, had qwerty on my mind but it was the home row I was meaning to say (f and j). You're also right on hunt and peck, I won't bother linking it but those that use are retarded, literally.

I laugh when I see younger developers (not coding but doing documentation) using a glorified hunt and peck and smoke there ass in speed using qwerty. If you really do 70-80wpm with a glorified hunt/peck you'd probably double it if you used qwerty. I'm a bit doubtful a hunt and pecker is that...

It's easy for me to say since I'm not large, cough, but what Antarius and I just sort of said is mediums today are the large of yesterday so in truth you're XL bro :\. Lets just assume you're some big beefy muscle head and leave it at that though, aye.

Slight side bar but what is gay is how the US and it seems other countries compensate or mitigate fatness by changing what a specific size is. Can't hurt a fatties feelings so we best make all the clothes bigger but call it the same size. Fatties, there are too many.

The Love Boat, Fantasy Island, Shanana, Osmands, WKRP, Soap, etc, good god those were the shit back in the day, when your cable remote was cabled LOL

Wouldn't that be a piss (morning piss at that) in a cup, pour in car doorjam worthy type offense? There should be significant win potential for you . . .

MFing Communiscast I fucking hate them. I actually recorded one of the CSR's during a dispute because he rustled my jimmies so badly. Even played it back for him to hear because I was escalating to his supervisor. Result, not a god damn thing, communiscast!!! ahhhhh

When I saw The Hobbit at a special Box Office release (this one:The Hobbit (TV Movie 1977) - IMDb)

HIV?

That must be the case, I was just assuming his wife knows he sluts around if he's brought home STDs before. I suppose if she is frigid or something but I don't get it, doesn't it go what's good for the goose is good for the gander? I've been up on this thread though but I have to have missed...

Ok, so that make's it a little better, you and the wife do have an open relationship, does that mean we can fuck your wife and you won't care?

Torn you say . . . Although the issue you describe goes across many industries (i.e. EU being more strict yet the same manufacturer tweaks the US formulas because the FDA has some type of 10 year tech gap(or so it seems:emoji_nose:.

I know you know, but I'm a last word kinda guy, got it? But hey, I know you're gonna post and all, and I'll let you go post, but I'm just sayin, I'm a last word kinda guy.

You got me, it's true.

and another one down and another one down, another one bites the dust, hey, you might get lucky and johnny49 may just pick you, then another slut will ride his bus . . . (yeah, I'm no rapper /lol) Just seem to fitand that tune came to mind after I read your last posts. Maybe we should buy...

But compassion is something you do or use with no expectation of return. That is not the case here so to sugar coat your lifestyle with words like compassion is BS. You are a broken man but can't see it. You place your personal "needs" above those whom you should care about. You jeopardize...

Yeah like no picture or video, so don't kill me, but that supernova actually happened like 12 million years ago (approx. distance of that star to our planet), right?

Voting in the US is a joke, your vote counts I suppose so long as you're voting a D or R. In the end, it's the money and marketing that wins elections. The US is way too full of stupid. (That said, I vote every time, lemming like :P) As for GMO's, like many initial ideas, this appears to...

Still though ~160-200 hours of a lifetime with your dick in a chic's mouth for the very best player in the game vs a lifetime of no cheese, how does that make any sense to give up on cheese. Your getting dick sucked years are from what, 17-60, cheese is from 1-78, it seems folks are thinking...

Well techinically you could still blow a load in her mouth, she just couldn't clean you up proper is all /gigigidy