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I have always wanted to open some amazing businesses in a few small towns that I love..

Open stuff like an amazing gaming hall and bowling alley, or the best bbq joint in the world, and make everything extremely cheap. Businesses that i know will lose tons of money but that I will love, and that will vastly improve a small place that I enjoy.

Also, Build a legit castle somewhere in the rocky mountains.
 
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fred sanford

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I'd hire lawyers and financial advisers to collect as anonymously as possible. At first the only thing I would probably do is buy land in a nice area of town and start working on having a nice house built, nothing crazy. For the next 3-6 months I'd live life almost normally. Same house, cars, and go to work. I've gone this long without being filthy rich so I can manage. Let's face it, just about everyone knows the jackpot and if you disappear from work/put in a notice or suddenly move from your house people will know. I wouldn't even tell my family until later. Even if you tell them right off the bat they'll want a huge piece. If I wait until 6 months later I can say I won the lottery but a smaller jackpot like 50 mil and they'll be happy with their smaller cut.

Most of the money I tuck away for my kids and the future generations and just live the rest of my life doing whatever the hell I felt like.
 
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Hatorade

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What is a 'pump track'? I assume it's not a song you fuck to.


These guys make it look easy, 20 seconds on a pump track is an insane core work out. Do this enough and cardio goes through the roof and you beast your way through the trails. Best part is how much fun it is.
 
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chthonic-anemos

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Buy a private luxury train car to live in and a secure address near the best hub.
 
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Crone

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I'd hire lawyers and financial advisers to collect as anonymously as possible. At first the only thing I would probably do is buy land in a nice area of town and start working on having a nice house built, nothing crazy. For the next 3-6 months I'd live life almost normally. Same house, cars, and go to work. I've gone this long without being filthy rich so I can manage. Let's face it, just about everyone knows the jackpot and if you disappear from work/put in a notice or suddenly move from your house people will know. I wouldn't even tell my family until later. Even if you tell them right off the bat they'll want a huge piece. If I wait until 6 months later I can say I won the lottery but a smaller jackpot like 50 mil and they'll be happy with their smaller cut.

Most of the money I tuck away for my kids and the future generations and just live the rest of my life doing whatever the hell I felt like.
Because you have to do what your family tells you? Who gives a shit. You get what you get, and don't throw a fit. Tell that to my kids all the time. Lol
 
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chthonic-anemos

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I'm curious, how do you guys think you would act the moment you found out you won?
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mkopec

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this seems about the right way to do it. i think they pay you over 20 years? this will probably end up a 2 billion dollar jackpot. so if you cant handle a hundred million a year for 20 years you are clearly some kind of fucktard. my convertible plan wouldnt even dent that first year sum , even if i had all of them engineered to perform like modern cars and housed them in a Jay Leno style warehouse with a crew of mechanics, i would still have a shitload of cash left to buy mansions and shit anywhere in the world in that same year. of course taxes will hurt you more than anything else and you should hire the best in order to keep your ass out of jail.

The problem with this method is they are collecting the interest on your money not you. This is why you take lump sum and invest, then live off the interest. I think one dude here at work calculated it out, you only need like 3 mil lump sum to live off the interest quite nicely, let alone 640 mil. youre just throwing money away by taking they yearly install.
 
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TJT

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I'm curious, how do you guys think you would act the moment you found out you won? I'm not watching the balls drop at 8pm PST on the dot, so I usually will check it the next morning, or late that night. Have the Washington Lottery app on my phone that scans the QR code to check the numbers. Makes it super easy.

I think I'd probably scan it multiple times, and just be in shock for a while. I'd scream at the wife to start deleting her Facebook account and all pictures of the kids. And then start figuring out how to disappear. I have 3 kids, and so their safety would be of concern to me, and I'd be worried about stalkers for sure. I'm not a paranoid type typically, but money makes people do weird things.

ROFL I am just picturing you frantically screaming on the phone to your wife, "DELETE EVERYTHING WALK OUT OF WORK AND DESTROY YOUR PHONE. PACK YOUR SHIT. NO TIME TO EXPLAIN!"
 
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mkopec

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With that amount of money safety is of no concern. Just hire some ex seal team six mo fo, or two, for protection.Use them as double duty, to be your driver or some shit. Pay them 500-600K per year, easy peasy. Bonus they can tell you war stories when they invaded Bin Ladens compound.
 
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Zapatta

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Pay poor South American Browns to walk a thousand miles to our border and yell 'Lock Her Up'.
 
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TomServo

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Live in Florida, claim prize. Have name posted, die in 24 hours to methed out alligators.
 
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Chukzombi

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The problem with this method is they are collecting the interest on your money not you. This is why you take lump sum and invest, then live off the interest. I think one dude here at work calculated it out, you only need like 3 mil lump sum to live off the interest quite nicely, let alone 640 mil. youre just throwing money away by taking they yearly install.
i would have to consult with a good financial attorney before i did anything and if thats the better route than sure. BTW the cash payout on 1.6 b is 913 million.
https://www.njlottery.com/en-us/home.html
i can deal with my family wanting money as they are almost all dead or so old they wouldnt need much. my extended family would probably come out of the woodwork and if they wanted a bunch of cash, i probably would hook them up within reason. if Cousin Etta needed some life saving operation from a world class surgeon, thats what a a few hundred K at best if i pay in cash? hey why not? the charities would come after me, but i would just block them out, but i would give a lot away to small charities i researched that only keep a few % for admin costs. i was thinking of starting a business too. like a huge second hand chain like Goodwill or Salvation Army, but less profitable and more geared toward helping the less fortunate. i dont want to be loved by the world, but i enjoy helping people.
 
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Enzee

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There's been a few people here who know what they are talking about. If any of you actually won, you really, REALLY need to sit down and think clearly before you tell a single god damned person. With this much money, you and your family's lives will be in danger, and I'm not exaggerating. That guy who won one of the largest jackpots ever, had one of his kids kidnapped for ransom, and another OD'd on drugs. He's had numerous threats and problems as a result, and says he wishes he never won. Obviously, he was an idiot in how he handled the situation, but it's not all sunshine and rainbows.

I've thought about it before, and I don't think I'd tell anyone. Not even my family. The reason secrets get out, is everyone has one or two people they trust completely. Say I trust my mom/dad and tell them. Well, mom tells her husband (my stepdad), stepdad tells his two daughters, one daughter tells her husband, he tells his brother, etc.. now a dozen people know already, when I only told 2. Telling a secret is unloading the burden to another. It's you saying 'I can't keep this secret, but now I expect you to'. This kind of secret getting out, would put many of them in danger, so I'd just keep it to myself to protect them.

I'd setup a blind trust, NOT sign the ticket (if you sign it with your name, the trust can't claim it, have to wait till the trust is setup and sign it under that name) but put it in a safety deposit box or something. Take pictures as proof for the lawyers. Then, work on a cover story that you'll have to convince yourself is true and stick to for the rest of your life. It doesn't need to fool the government or someone, just enough to be a plausible way you got rich that isn't 'lul i won lotto lul!'. Family inheritance that was invested into bitcoin 6 years ago, befriended a rich guy who took you under his wing or you advised him on a business investment that worked out, etc.. This is something I'd figure out with the lawyers I hire. it will help if you actually funnel some of the money into some kind of investment/business that can look like a way you make your money. People don't feel entitled to your money if they think you did something to earn it. While Bill Gates certainly gets beggars/stalkers, it's nowhere near as many as lotto winners.

Also, taking the payments is kind of silly. If you can't trust yourself with all that money, tell your lawyers/financial advisors and they can put most of it into the same kind of fund the lotto does, and set it up where you can't touch most of it each year. All the lottery does is take the lump sum (a bit over 900 million right now) and invest it certain ways, then pay you out off the interest over 30 years, with a big payment at the end. You can do the exact same thing and end up with more money.
 
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fred sanford

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Because you have to do what your family tells you? Who gives a shit. You get what you get, and don't throw a fit. Tell that to my kids all the time. Lol

My kids hear it too and I fully agree. They get what they get and should be happy to get free money. The problem is people these days can't keep their mouths shut and I don't trust my jabber jawed in-laws to keep it quiet. That much money could make people do some weird shit.
 
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Void

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Easy. A Hot Chicks Room.

With that kind of money, after the real homes and cars and hookers and blow shit, I honestly think I'd do something like buy an old missile silo home like we see periodically, but turn it into something totally extravagant and awesome. I honestly don't know how big they are, but fuck, dig it out more if I have to. 10-year-old me used to draw shit like that all the time, with different levels for a swimming pool, bowling alley, tennis, basketball, video games, you name it. Defenses, moats, turrets, all the best 10-year-old shit! It probably wouldn't look quite as cool as my drawings, but if you've got that kind of money, why not fuck around with something like that? And, you can survive the apocalypse if you have to!
 
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