Marriage and the Power of Divorce

iannis

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Mostly I'd think it was weird and be suspicious. Like you don't tell your woman she's getting fat, you offer to exercise with her.

If we take an analogy to this ,xample...

Whachu tryin to say, willis?
 

Superhiro

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Have we all become too old to ask for before and after pics? Or are we trying to be more mature in this sub-forum.
 

Soygen

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It is completely acceptable to request they make a post in Screenshots and share their wife's tits with us. In fact, it would be rude to not request it.
 
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iannis

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I mean it's a lot of money to spend to not flash it around.

It would be like buying a lambo and leaving it in the garage. only driving it at night on deserted back roads.

Who does that!?!?
 

moonarchia

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I mean it's a lot of money to spend to not flash it around.

It would be like buying a lambo and leaving it in the garage. only driving it at night on deserted back roads.

Who does that!?!?

Someone who lives in a culturally enriched area?
 
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Volto!

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Something important that most people don’t realize about implants is that they are only supposed to be implanted for about ten years tops. After that they are more prone to ripple, leak, cause painful adhesions and all sorts of other issues. So one way or another, if you’re in your 30s getting fake tits, expect at least another one to two *additional* surgeries in your lifetime just to exchange the old ones for new ones or to simply remove them eventually, with the possibility of even more in the case of complications. This is almost never a one-and-done thing and in my experience most people are never really counseled on this issue. I’d highly suggest bringing this up to your surgeon if he or she hasn’t already.
 

Blazin

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The newest ones last much longer. They can’t leak they are a cohesive gel. But I agree there is certainly the prospect of future surgery/issue.

I’ll ask her about pics she probably won’t care. They just take months to drop into position and become soft and for swelling to completely subside so would have to be patient.

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Fake boobs don't seem like an issue to me. If my wife suddenly wanted to join a CrossFit gym though.... that's where I'd draw the line.
I agree.

Going to the gym with your wife fucking sucks.
 
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Strossus

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So, wife told me on thanks givign she wants a divorce, bit shocked, no idea what to do, anyone able to give me pointers on how to deal?
 
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Deathwing

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I don't know when the right time to break that type of news is, but Thanksgiving and when you're nutting in her butt are definitely the wrong time.

Lawyer. Unless you're looking for emotional support.
 
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Gavinmad

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So, wife told me on thanks givign she wants a divorce, bit shocked, no idea what to do, anyone able to give me pointers on how to deal?

Don't really want to be that guy, but if your wife sprang it on you on a family holiday and you were completely blindsided by it, then I'd lay heavy odds that she's been cheating on you for quite some time. If you haven't already consulted a lawyer then talk to one immediately.
 

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So, wife told me on thanks givign she wants a divorce, bit shocked, no idea what to do, anyone able to give me pointers on how to deal?

Without knowing any other details I'd start doing an inventory and looking for signs that she was unhappy prior to this, and try to figure out whats going on.

I'd go see a lawyer right away, but I'd also segregate whatever money you have/can, get your own bank account and start having your paychecks deposited there, change your beneficiaries back to your parents, shit like that. Move your savings and such that you can get your hands on to your private bank accounts. You'll still have to give her half of everything most likely, but you can't give half of something that she already spent or disappeared.

No kids?
 
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