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I have never met a wavy chip I like.

I'm sick, and I can't sleep. Fuck this shit.

No. WTF you think this is, Florida?

Real talk from BoozeCube.

He was never a great speaker, but this is incredibly moving.

Get that shit outta here.

Me too!

Canadian bacon and back bacon are the same. There is a salty, delicious rind, and it's quite tender. I get rustled every time someone serves me ham and calls it Canadian bacon.

I heard he eats babies and kicks puppies.

Man, some good options already.

Sorry to those challenged among us. Bold is very clear in my chrome browser. I appreciate the underlining, too, though, so there is no dispute. No hanging chads here.

No. Canadian bacon

Nah, everywhere I go out for breakfast here they say "Canadian bacon." I get excited, and it turns out to be ham. Every. Damned. Time. I haven't had good Canadian bacon for years.

Ham is not Canadian bacon. Canadian bacon has a rind, and is delicious. Far more delicious than a slice of ham.

Not bad!

Tyen vs. pharmakos is going to be the one to watch.

We need an appropriate avatar for our AssHat champion to wear for one month. Please submit a picture of what you deem to be an appropriate avatar for said winner. I will leave this open for a few days for suggestions. Here are the guidelines: 1. It has to be SFW. The AssHat may venture in to...

Results from this round: Tuco 19 vs. MusicForFish 10 - Tuco advances Utnayan 5 vs. Picasso3 24 - Picasso3 advances Lanx 20 vs. Butthurt 8 - Lanx advances Mudcrush Durtfeet 21 vs. Zapatta 7 - Mudcrush Durtfeet advances Noodleface 2 vs. Tyen 28 - Tyen advances lurkingdirk 11 vs. pharmakos 18...

Things are getting interesting! Copy and paste the list of competing pairs. Bold your choice for winner. The one that is in bold font gets a vote. Please vote completely. If there are pairs about which you don't care, too bad. Vote completely or your vote won't be counted. You have until...

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yes

This is peculiar from a President who has a huge religious contingent in his support base. https://www.washingtonpost.com/religion/2018/12/05/all-presidents-bush-funeral-service-together-recited-this-core-prayer-except-trump/?utm_term=.c74ffbc3ac3d

Made paella a couple days ago, and it's good shit. Made it with bone-in chicken thighs and ox shank. Cooked that marrow right into the rice, and had a nice, crispy rice bottom on the pan. Shit's pretty easy to do, and makes a mountain of food if you have the right pan. My kids said it was...

Thats a good looking lawn! Good work.

LastPass seems pretty great to me. I use it over a lot of different computers, from mac to pc, and it's always great.

Interesting.

There are going to be some close calls in this round...

Nothing but awesome. Good on you, man!

Go here and vote! Asshat 2018 Voting Round 2

Okay, now we're into the regular brackets, and shit gets real. Copy and paste the list of competing pairs. Bold your choice for winner. The one that is in bold font gets a vote. Please vote completely. If there are pairs about which you don't care, too bad. Vote completely or your vote won't...

Voting for this round is closed! Results: MusicForFish 20 vs. Lightning Lord Rule 5 - MusicForFish advances Synj 5 vs. Butthurt 20 - Butthurt advances Bandwagon 8 vs. Mudcrush Durtfeet 18 - Mudcrush advances Tyen 17 vs. nevergone 9 - Tyen advances Alkorin 6 vs. Lunis 19 - Lunis advances...

Jeeze. Respect for this.

Couple hours of voting left in this round.

I'm ready. But seriously, people. Go vote.

Maybe we need video.