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  1. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    Man, I have never had a good Hardees experience. I clearly don't live near good Hardees
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    Asshat of the Year 2018

    Keep the nominations flowing. It's a pretty small group thus far. I want this to be a big, fun event.
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

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    Parent Thread

    I wanna brag for a minute, so skip this if you don't want to hear it. My twins are seniors this year. As of today, they are both accepted to their first-choice schools for next year, and they both have enough scholarship money to pay for everything except for $3,500 for one, and $4,000 for the...
  5. lurkingdirk

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I was thinking she should get her co-worker to let him feel her up. If the wife can do it, surely he can, too!
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    This is a good response. I think it's really important to get to the real heart of why she wants them. Just because she's small? Because she's insecure? Because she hates her body? Because she thinks you're not satisfied with the titties? You want her to feel good. Understand exactly why she...
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    Asshat of the Year 2018

    It's a lot like Festivus.
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    2018-19 NHL Season Thread - Caps were not suck last year edition

    Toronto looked pretty sharp tonight. Anderson had some fantastic stops. This makes me happy.
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    Home Improvement

    Straight vinegar works pretty well, too.
  10. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    Honestly?
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    Parent Thread

    Here's a real time saver for those still burping babies.
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    I have some ceramic coated pans. Easier than teflon and stainless to get a sear in, a pain in the ass to clean up. They stain easily. When they wear out, I'll likely never get them again.
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    Asshat of the Year 2018

    I stand corrected.
  14. lurkingdirk

    Asshat of the Year 2018

    Nothing's automatic, especially with hodj.
  15. lurkingdirk

    College Football 2018-2019 Season

    We're in the ACC for most everything else. Who wants to join that conference, though? The issue is money. Notre Dame makes a lot of it through football, and that would be tempered by joining a conference.
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    College Football 2018-2019 Season

    All this talk about Notre Dame hurts. Maybe because it hits too close to home... But I do think they are a better team than they were in 2012 when Alabama beat the crap out of them. And their schedule wasn't all that easy this year.
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    Asshat of the Year 2018

    Nominations for FiresOfHeaven AssHat of the Year! Here we go, folks! The annual AssHat of the year award for the calendar year 2018 needs to be given out. Who will be the champion? Here are the rules for nominating: 1. Any ACTIVE member may be nominated. That includes regular members...
  18. lurkingdirk

    College Football 2018-2019 Season

    What the heck is happening in the LSU game? I can't see it.
  19. lurkingdirk

    College Football 2018-2019 Season

    Ugly win by Notre Dame. Where the hell was the defense of last week? Well, they go undefeated this season. We'll see where they get put for playoffs. I don't think anyone can argue they don't deserve a spot. They had a pretty tough schedule, they executed when they had to. How they'll play...
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    College Football 2018-2019 Season

    Book is shitting the fucking bed.
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    College Football 2018-2019 Season

    Maybe Notre Dame adjusted over halftime. Looking quite a lot better on both sides of the ball.
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    College Football 2018-2019 Season

    Right? If shit doesn't get better I'm going to Kelly's house and taking a dump on his front step. His house is not far from mine.
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    College Football 2018-2019 Season

    Notre Dame not using a time out to maximize the clock is just plain bad coaching. What a mistake.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Buy an air horn. Every time she yells, blow it. I bet she stops within two days.
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    College Football 2018-2019 Season

    No shit. This is fucking unbearable. They need to just decide they are a good team. Or they aren't. This up and down is pissing the world off.
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    College Football 2018-2019 Season

    Yeah, wtf with the #1 ranking on defense in the country? They couldn't stop any team right now, Ohio State is making them look foolish. I fucking hate Ohio State.
  27. lurkingdirk

    College Football 2018-2019 Season

    Michigan defense is making Jesus sad. So much pass interference trying to cover up the fact that they're over ranked.
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    College Football 2018-2019 Season

    This sucks.
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    College Football 2018-2019 Season

    Ohio State needs to lose this game. Screw them.
  30. lurkingdirk

    College Football 2018-2019 Season

    Okay. I didn't get my wish. Why are you crying like a weak bitch? :) College football brings out the best in us all.
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    College Football 2018-2019 Season

    Come on West Vagina.
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    College Football 2018-2019 Season

    I so want OU to lose. Does that make me a bad person?
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    College Football 2018-2019 Season

    Washington/Washington St game is a show shit-show. Ball coming out all over the place. Pretty fun to watch, but I hope Washington can hang on. Also, you go, West Virginia. I'm sorry what I said about your brother/father relationship.
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    College Football 2018-2019 Season

    But you should. :) It's a fun game to watch, and not just cause of the snow. And either Oklahoma or West Virginia needs to develop some defense. Whoever does that first will win.
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    College Football 2018-2019 Season

    Don't you mean fuck on, Domer?
  36. lurkingdirk

    College Football 2018-2019 Season

    Dang, I just looked up Milton going down. That's wicked awful, everyone feels badly about that. I hope Oklahoma loses tonight.
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    2018-19 NHL Season Thread - Caps were not suck last year edition

    Toronto is not connecting tonight. It sucks.
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    Home Improvement

    Your neutrals are all tied together in the box with the wire nuts. If you need a neutral, add a piece to the bunch in the wire nut and jump it to the switch. Shouldn't be too hard to figure out.
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Dude that's just beautiful. Well done. I do that recipe a coupe times a year, it's awesome. I like goose a lot. So much better than turkey. Go to your farmer's market and get a fresh one, it makes a lot of difference. Fresh is so much tastier.
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    We had turkey at a friends who cooked it in his green egg. It was the juiciest turkey I've ever had, and it was smoked well, but it was still jut okay. I also made a London Broil roast in the sous vide, and I preferred that by a mile.