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Alright, the winner has been chosen. Look here: 2018 Asshat has been chosen!

Okay, folks. There are many Asshats here. One of the contestants was even banned during the competition! While we all have our favourite Asshats, only one can be chief Asshat: Here are the results from the final round of voting: Picasso3 13 vs Xequecal 39 Xequecal is the clear winner...

Okay, #1 wins. Here it is with Asshat written on it. Thanks @Vanessa

That's pretty damned clever, actually.

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Okay, vote for your favourite Asshat avatar. This is only open today: 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. Choose one! Just a few hours of voting, as the Asshat is about to be revealed!

That's mighty nice looking, though!

You can make do with that. It's not a bad saw for light duty work. You might also consider getting a cheapy table saw. Long cuts always come out straighter and better with a table saw. A combination table saw/compound mitre saw is fantastic - you can do almost anything. However, if you're going...

I miss my Chevette from the 80s. That thing was the bomb.

Fair enough. Sheesh, I had no idea not running this would bring such anger!

I was asked this last year, too. I like when people have to write in their votes. It promotes extra comments and generates fun discussion. If it were just a vote in a poll, I'm willing to bet we would not have half the gold that's in this thread.

I'm in 100% agreement with this. I have a 1999 Ford Ranger. It starts every bloody time I turn the key, it always has, and parts and repairs for it are cheap. We got the Hyundai to replace a Taurus that was seriously old and no longer reliable without thousands of dollars of repair, so it was...

You just have to asshat harder in 2019.

Yes, I'm certainly wrong about it being all about you. Clearly, it's all about you. hmmm.

You know what's shitty about everything you're saying? It's all about you. You say "I will do this" and "I will do that" and "I will provide" and you never, not ever, not once, make your kids the centre of things. Like your stupid judge your kids ability to draw thread. It devolved into stupid...

Like I said, not a chance.

Jeeze. Those kids don't have a chance.

Goal disallowed after going in from rebound of ref's dick and balls...

Voting is closed! Here are the results Picaso3 21 vs. tyen 20 - a close call, but apparently Picasso3 is a bigger asshat than tyen, so Picasso3 advances Xequeal (I'm sticking with it for this round) 35 vs. Ossoi 6 - not even close, Xequeal advances and shall be known as Xequecal. Go here to...

The rules remain the same. Voting will be open for 2 days. Winner moves on to the final AssHat vote. In the event of a tie, there will be a brief re-vote of the pair in question open to the public. That brief re-vote will last a couple hours. Deal with it. This round is open for about 2 days...

So this is a thread about your kids, right? It's not a total attention grab for yourself, right? Bloody miserable.

If your tape is falling down while mudding, you're doing it wrong. Use very little mud, just enough to get the tape to stick. That's your first coat. Once it is dry, then you start filling gaps.

Nah. If I'm going to be mudding part of my house, it is just off limits for whatever time I need to get it done. Slow taping and mudding. It's key.

Pretty sure Lindsey Lohan would do this for nearly free.

There's a local case going on here right now where a big kid was bullying a little kid. The little kid's dad taught him to punch, and the little kid broke the big bully's nose in front of the whole school. Bully's parents are now trying to sue little kid for premeditated against their son. Judge...

We speak a second language at home, I recommend it whole heartedly. It builds language skills, develops the brain nicely, and you can tell your kids what little shits they are being in public while sounding elegant. Also, here is an important tip for raising kids - and I believe this fully -...

I was curious as to why you were doing it, and didn't have another way to ask because you hide yourself like a child. But now I've decided I don't care, and you can go fuck yourself with a chainsaw. I'm going to neg your posts when I see then now for a while. Are you going to bitch about it?

Why is @DickTrickle neg voting on these things? And then not letting people see his profile? Serious consideration for next year's asshat need be given this user.

This is what's remarkable labout Louis CK. He's relatable. He's a douche, but so many of us can identify with him, and that makes him quite charming. I think he's incredibly talented.

Someone I know just posted this elsewhere: Thought I'd see what people here think about it. Yeah, I try to teach my kids to stand up to bullies, and to stop bullies wherever they see them, but I also want my kids to know to go and report bullies when the situation calls for it. This doesn't...

I do all my own drywalling, taping, and mudding. It take a lot of patience, even with experience, but I prefer to do it myself. Unless I'm on a really strict time deadline. Generally, however, I have only self-imposed deadlines, so if I need to spend an extra week getting the drywall right, I...