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  1. lurkingdirk

    Asshat 2018 Voting round 4

    This round is closed! Results: Picasso3 25 vs Lanx 17 - Picasso3 advances Tyen 35 vs. Cybsled 5 - Tyen advances Lendarios 17 vs. Xequecal 26 - Xequecal advances Punko 19 vs. Ossoi 21 - Ossoi advances Go here for the next round: 2018 AssHat Voting Round 5
  2. lurkingdirk

    2018 AssHat Voting Round 5

    Okay people, it's serious now. And then there were four: Copy and paste the list of competing pairs. Bold your choice for winner. The one that is in bold font gets a vote. Please vote completely. If there are pairs about which you don't care, too bad. Vote completely or your vote won't be...
  3. lurkingdirk

    Parent Thread

    Sleep with one eye open...
  4. lurkingdirk

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

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    The Fast Food Thread

    Imagine the food babies a five pound burrito would bring...
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    Cheated out of my youth

    https://www.cnn.com/2018/12/09/us/miss-kentucky-teacher-nude-photos/index.html Getting topless texts from a former Miss USA competitor. That kid is a legend.
  7. lurkingdirk

    Asshat 2018 Voting round 4

    This is an interesting round...
  8. lurkingdirk

    2018-19 NHL Season Thread - Caps were not suck last year edition

    And with that third goal, I'm turning the game off. Anderson can't hold on to anything, lets off huge fucking rebounds on every bloody shot. Toronto can't get the puck past middle ice. Fucking shit show out there. I hope they have a better third period, but I won't be watching.
  9. lurkingdirk

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    I have one of those. It's the bomb.
  10. lurkingdirk

    2018-19 NHL Season Thread - Caps were not suck last year edition

    Every Toronto game I watch, they lose. Every fucking time. I'm so sick of this fucking shit.
  11. lurkingdirk

    Vanessa's Tranny AMA Blog Thread

    You're not praying hard enough.
  12. lurkingdirk

    College Football 2018-2019 Season

    Navy fucking up pretty bad today. Army not a great team, but doing a good job shutting down Navy.
  13. lurkingdirk

    Asshat 2018 Voting round 4

    I love surprises!
  14. lurkingdirk

    Asshat 2018 Voting round 4

    This is everyone's beef. We can't construct brackets by some arbitrary means. Post count, like count, whatever. It has to be something simple. I chose post instead of like this year. It seems to be working pretty well. Good brackets. Fuck the haters. Right in the pussy.
  15. lurkingdirk

    Asshat 2018 Voting round 4

    This may be the greatest post in the history of asshat award threads. LLR really seems to get this competition, and gives suitable energy to his votes. I salute you, sir.
  16. lurkingdirk

    Asshat 2018 Voting round 4

    Okay, you're right. My apologies. The brackets still stand.
  17. lurkingdirk

    Asshat 2018 Voting round 4

    So no vote for you because you can't read or follow rules. Got it. Good use of your energy to complain about brackets, though. Rules were laid out pretty plainly before the competition even started. Complaining in round 4 of voting will certainly make a difference.
  18. lurkingdirk

    Home Improvement

    I want to meet the guy who said textured walls and ceilings were a good idea. I want to punch that fucker in the face. A lot of times. And then pee on him. Textured walls and ceilings are a mistake always.
  19. lurkingdirk

    Asshat 2018 Voting round 4

    Nah, that's too masculine
  20. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    that shit looks miserable.
  21. lurkingdirk

    College Football 2018-2019 Season

    Ooof, that sucks for WVU.
  22. lurkingdirk

    Asshat 2018 Voting Round 3

    Yup. For this reason Tyen has a pretty strong chance of going all the way.
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    Vanessa's Tranny AMA Blog Thread

    Only those who deny salt collect salt.
  24. lurkingdirk

    Asshat 2018 Voting Round 3

    Beating Tyen in this competition is soul-numbing, to be sure. I don't know if I could live with it.
  25. lurkingdirk

    Asshat 2018 Voting round 4

    It's almost like people have free will and continue to vote for him.
  26. lurkingdirk

    Asshat 2018 Voting Round 3

    Tuco 10 vs. Picasso3 25 - Picasso3 advances Lanx 24 vs. Mudcrush Durtfeet 12 - Lanx advances Tyen 21 vs. pharmakos 15 - Tyen advances Cybsled 21 vs. Lunis 14 - Cybsled advances gshurik 7 vs. Lendarios 27 - Lendarios advances Xequecal 25 vs. Maul 10 - Xequecal advances Punko 19 vs...
  27. lurkingdirk

    Asshat 2018 Voting round 4

    We are getting down to it! Copy and paste the list of competing pairs. Bold your choice for winner. The one that is in bold font gets a vote. Please vote completely. If there are pairs about which you don't care, too bad. Vote completely or your vote won't be counted. You have until Monday to...
  28. lurkingdirk

    Asshat 2018 Voting Round 3

    Voting is closed. Results soon.
  29. lurkingdirk

    Vanessa's Tranny AMA Blog Thread

    Likely already happened.
  30. lurkingdirk

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I caught a cold from someone. I want to kill that person. I have a 101 fever and can't fill my lungs. My back hurts from coughing and sneezing. Fuck everything everywhere always.
  31. lurkingdirk

    FOH2 Porno Boogaloo

    How does producing porn influence our tax free status?
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

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    Asshat 2018 Voting Round 3

    Suck a bag of dicks, bitch. I'll do it in one year.
  34. lurkingdirk

    Asshat 2018 Voting Round 3

    How did this guy not make the list?
  35. lurkingdirk

    FOH2 Porno Boogaloo

    There should be a fluffer named hodj who keeps all the trannies hard somehow by using salt.
  36. lurkingdirk

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    That's an impressive package! (said in my most lewd voice)
  37. lurkingdirk

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Tiles work. I used them for years. Now I have a stone that I've had for about 5 years.
  38. lurkingdirk

    Asshat 2018 Voting Round 3

    While that may be true, I'm not going to stoop to that level. Also, if we are the Florida of Internet Forums, you really should be Amod.