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Nah, you're just not relevant enough. Didn't seem....necessary to include you. (I jest. I just missed it. Trying to pull this together quickly because my weekend has been all jacked up.) Yes. Go and complain about this injustice. And neg Tuco to right it.

I love when people provide reasons for their votes.

Hey, look at how everything is done by post count. Fucking haters.

Cope. I thought I had things right. Now you are a potential asshat.

Hey, it's not a perfect system, it's just a system. I said I'd rank by post count, that's how it worked out.

Okay! Sorry for the delay. This week is much slower, so I will be more on top of things. Go here and vote: Asshat 2018 Voting Round 1 Here are the participants, ranked by post count as of last night: 33,429 Tuco 32,391 Araysar 32,264 Chukzombi 30,987 Noodleface 27,012 a_skeleton_03 24,375...

On to it, then! Here is how you vote: Copy and paste the list of competing pairs. Bold your choice for winner. The one that is in bold font gets a vote. Please vote completely. If there are pairs about which you don't care, too bad. Vote completely or your vote won't be counted. You have until...

Sorry, I'm not a betting guy. Promise to buy you a beer if ever you're in town, though.

Hyundai has come a long way. I've had a Sonata for 8 years now, and it has been fantastic. I'll buy another one to replace this one.

It will be interesting to see how Notre Dame does against Clemson. Either it will shut the haters up, or silence them, I suppose.

I was going to self-identify as dork, too, but now that doesn't feel right.

Some here are definitely more geeks than nerds. I'm sure people are offended by this post you miserable shitlord.

Thanks for clarifying.

To clarify, you don't disagree that they hate him, or that his orders are good?

Man, I've been away from tvs all day, and it sounds like I missed some amazing games. Ohio State is struggling against Northwestern, and that's awesome. I sure wish Georgia had gotten the job done, though. That would have made things awesome.

Titties take precedence. It is known.

People in the Nashville area should go south a bit to Franklin and check out the Bunganut Pig. Awesome food. The Bunganut Pig

Ouch. Sorry, bro. Where are you on this? Do you want a divorce, too?

No more nominations will be accepted. I will get the first round of voting up and going tomorrow. Please be patient with me, I'm traveling and rather engaged. I'm getting on when I can. Thanks for everyone's participation! Time to start narrowing down the list to the true asshat.

That makes me horny.

Is raising a kid in the Detroit area really doing your best for your family?

Who the hell is this @ion guy? Someone give me the full name. Also, I'm cutting you off, a_skeleton_03.

That might be more popular around here. C'mon people. Couple hours left of nomination time.

Bump to an old thread. I'm going to be in Detroit for a hockey tournament this weekend. Two questions: 1. any bros out there want to get a beer? 2. anything I should really go and see while there?

Closed hand, or back hand?

Doesn't matter. Those fuckers are banned. Otherwise there would be no competition.

If I look up cuck in the dictionary, will it have your picture next to it?

You can just tell the one on the right wants to tie you up and peg you. The other two would be total vanilla in bed.

Holy shit did that make me laugh. Well played, sir!! Unrelated.

Escort work, or day job? Edit: sorry, man. That came off too harsh. I jest.

@BoozeCube seems upset.

Montreal is playing pretty well tonight, but they just can't get the puck past McElinney right now. It's remarkable to watch.

Dialogue: "Don't mind me, I'll be over here, adjusting the weird lampshade while standing on my toes."

Dude, new boobies to check out at length. Maybe you're excited a bit, too? ;)