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  1. lurkingdirk

    Getting Q With Elle Ron DushQ

    Wait, you're going to remove his spirit, then his soul? Those are separate things?
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    NHL 2017-2018 Season: Penguins already sucking dick

    But can Washington win in Tampa Bay? I am dubious, though hopeful.
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    Unsolicited Robo-Calls

    I've had two things calling me lately. One wants to talk about the warranty of my car, the other is from the "rewards program" to tell me all about the free shit I have acquired by using my credit card. My cars are all too old to have warranty, and I never use a credit card. This crap pisses me...
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    Motorcycle Thread

    6'1".
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    College Football 2018-2019 Season

    Congrats, man. That's all great news. I hope the best for him. Make sure he takes care of his head and gets an education while he's playing.
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    Motorcycle Thread

    That's a great starter bike. I had one years ago, but I'm too tall for it, though you would be, too.
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    NHL 2017-2018 Season: Penguins already sucking dick

    I like where your head is at.
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    NHL 2017-2018 Season: Penguins already sucking dick

    I'm a Toronto fan. Don't rub that shit in, man.
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    NHL 2017-2018 Season: Penguins already sucking dick

    Fuck, I hate Vegas for beating Winnipeg. Fuck, I hope Vegas wins it all. I am conflicted.
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    Poll Tyen vs Trex - Choose Your Side!

    She has a point.
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    Poll Tyen vs Trex - Choose Your Side!

    Plus, we'll be nothing but polite, so she should definitely post all the pictures she has. Right guys? C'mon, @trex . the people want to see the goods.
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    Poll Tyen vs Trex - Choose Your Side!

    It was a close call, but I managed not to spit out my drink laughing. It went into my nose, instead. And it is a gin and tonic, so now my nose feels terrible. Fuck you, man.
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    NHL 2017-2018 Season: Penguins already sucking dick

    I want Fleury to have a stroke. This team would be getting blown out without him.
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    College Football 2018-2019 Season

    Yeah, do what you can to get him in to Yale. A Yale diploma opens doors. And, he'd certainly get a decent education while there. Not the football elite, but he'd be big news while he's there, and he'd enjoy that.
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    Swamp Donkey, Mom of the year.

    We still don't know if the titties will hold up a highlighter. I am disappoint.
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    NHL 2017-2018 Season: Penguins already sucking dick

    Already 1-0 for Vegas. I really want the Jets to get this. crap
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    Swamp Donkey, Mom of the year.

    Wait! It has not yet been determined if she can still hold up a highlighter. @trex , we need a new highlighter picture.
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    You know you're getting old when.....

    That was true of a few C64 games for me. Just aimlessly played, trying to figure out wtf is going on.
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    Swamp Donkey, Mom of the year.

    Indeed. I guess the highlighter is there for scale?
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    The Fast Food Thread

    This is unfortunately worded.
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    NHL 2017-2018 Season: Penguins already sucking dick

    Tampa Bay is throwing everything at the net. Their pressure is crazy good right now.
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    Swamp Donkey, Mom of the year.

    Someone post the pre-existing nudes for science.
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    NHL 2017-2018 Season: Penguins already sucking dick

    One goal down isn't too bad, but two badly called penalties resulting in two points is pretty crap reffing.
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    NHL 2017-2018 Season: Penguins already sucking dick

    Boy, the refs are screwing this up badly.
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    NHL 2017-2018 Season: Penguins already sucking dick

    I am with you in everything you say in this post, especially about Montreal (because my wife is a Montreal fan, and it's fun to rub it in).
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    If anyone is feeling badly about their relationship right now, just go and read the swamp donkey thread from Tyen. You'll feel like a competent human being with a huge capacity for compassion and love.
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    NHL 2017-2018 Season: Penguins already sucking dick

    Great win by the Jets. It's fun to think of Vegas going the whole way as a first year team, but I'm really pulling for the Jets. It would be so good for that franchise.
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    NHL 2017-2018 Season: Penguins already sucking dick

    Tampa Bay destroying their home ice advantage.
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    NHL 2017-2018 Season: Penguins already sucking dick

    Vegas/Winnipeg is going to be a fun series, I think.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    That's why you tie them up before sleep.
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    You know you're getting old when.....

    Oh, man. Good times. When did you just use ,8? was that to load a menu?
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    Parent Thread

    You have some good points, but my middle isn't coddled. If she flips and flops, she gets called out on it. She's not quite so fragile as you describe. She'll have her troubles socially, but I suspect she'll end up quite fine.
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    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    Did you get a raise or something? $4?!?!!?!?!11?!
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    Portable Air Conditioners

    I have one of these in one of the offices I work in, it does the job. I don't like how noisy they are, or that it takes up floor space, but what can you do. Shop Hisense 200-sq ft 115-Volt Portable Air Conditioner at Lowes.com
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    You know you're getting old when.....

    Everyone remember Impossible Mission for the Commodore 64?
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    Home Improvement

    Yeah, the gaps between the tiles are too large in the long seams. That could have been done better. I use the Menard's 11% deal for everything. It happens often enough that it's no hardship to wait for it to come along.
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    Motorcycle Thread

    Truth. Get the pants with kevlar knee pads, the jacket with kevlar elbow pads and back shield, and a good helmet. So worth it.