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  1. lurkingdirk

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I think you should send several dick pictures to smooth things over.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Yeah. Time to walk away.
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    Home buying thread

    You have a case for claiming the property as yours, then.
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    Home buying thread

    Or you might be able solve it by wrasslin.
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    The Animated GIF Thread

    Reminds me of this every time
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    Home buying thread

    How long has your house been there? Squatter rights might apply at this point, as that structure has clearly occupied that space for a continuous period which may be sufficient to declare it yours. Problem solved. Your structure is on your property, and all surrounding property is the other land...
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    NHL 2017-2018 Season: Penguins already sucking dick

    Totally agree. But I have to say, stop the bloody licking you stupid wanker.
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    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    He identifies as Asian.
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    NHL 2017-2018 Season: Penguins already sucking dick

    I think the NHL should just put it in the players hands. If Marchand licks you, you are absolutely allowed to drop your gloves and have a team mate hold him while you punch him. Should take care of it in short order. Also, I hate Tampa Bay.
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    Home Improvement

    Ah ha! That makes perfect sense.
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    Home Improvement

    You have your sandbox elevated? Why not put it on the ground?
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    Motorcycle Thread

    Got my bike all ready to go today. It's an old bike, and I still love it. 2000 BMW r1100rt. Took it out for about 45 minutes, fell in love with it all over again. It's comfortable, plenty of power for me (I don't have the speed gene, so this is sufficient), and it's tall enough for me (I'm 6'1"...
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    NHL 2017-2018 Season: Penguins already sucking dick

    Yeah. The Lightning really don't deserve that win. What a ridiculous combination of stupid chance and horrendous officiating.
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    NHL 2017-2018 Season: Penguins already sucking dick

    Tampa Bay needs to bloody go away.
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    Buying a Business

    This is a fantastic post, and brings a whole new light to the things I said. Yes, expect the work as I described it, but there can be real enjoyment in that hard work, and a lot of joy. If you're ready for the hours, then by all means, have a blast!
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Choose. I will judge you on your answer.
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    Motorcycle Thread

    That's bananas. I'd love to try one.
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    Home Improvement

    Just give your kids some sidewalk chalk.
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    Tanoomba's Toxic Tank of Traducement

    Yes, but this version of silence is better.
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    Buying a Business

    Work in the restaurant industry as an owner. Pretty sure running this board will feel like a holiday.
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    Buying a Business

    A new crew isn't the end. A small business like that sounds like a lot of fun. But plan for the first few years to not feel anything like retirement. It might be awesome fun. Training new can be awesome, too. The only caution I bring is to plan long hours. If you're committed, you can absolutely...
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    Buying a Business

    Seriously, dude. Think hard before getting into the food industry as an owner. It will suck the life out of you for the first while.
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    Parent Thread

    Sorry. Had to spew.
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    Parent Thread

    My middle child is the middlest child that ever middle childed. She's moody, anti-social, but craving friendship connections, and mildly depressed. She's now in grade 9, and the last 4 years at school have been crap for her. She started making some connections on her soccer team earlier in the...
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    Home Improvement

    Taking out asbestos tile is no big deal. I wear a mask, and try to get it all done in one go, then leave it to settle, and do a really thorough deep clean. You can do this. Save you money.
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    Parent Thread

    This is so triggering.
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    NHL 2017-2018 Season: Penguins already sucking dick

    Man, I went to bed and it was a tie game. Jets really pulled it out in the third period! Makes me happy.
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    Buying a Business

    I hear Pantheon is looking for people...
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    The Paranormal, UFO's, and Mysteries of the Unknown

    Nah. I just like pointing out just how ridiculous he is periodically.
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    The House Plants Thread

    Thanks, those are both great suggestions. The room gets direct morning light, and then is bright all day due to the skylights, but many parts of it do not get direct sunlight. So lots of light, but not scorching light. Kind of the best of all worlds for house plants.
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    Buying a Business

    Dude, seriously consider getting into the restaurant business before you do so. Once you start, you will literally have no free time for five years. Once you've established the restaurant/bar, have a dependable staff, and feel comfortable running the business, you can count on about a day a...
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    The Paranormal, UFO's, and Mysteries of the Unknown

    You clearly don't understand music history or theory. Mozart invented quite a lot. You honestly believe you can cure cancer? Fucking hilarious.
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    Parent Thread

    Congrats, man. It's a wild ride, but kids are awesome.
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    The Paranormal, UFO's, and Mysteries of the Unknown

    He has also proven beyond a shadow of a doubt that the world is round, and that we really did go to the moon.
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    The House Plants Thread

    That would be perfect! Other suggestions?
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    The House Plants Thread

    Those are mealybugs. Burn the plant and start over. Mealybugs