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UPS driver. Bastard. So I order a lot from Amazon and the like, and work a lot from home. For the last month, the UPS driver is a jackass who sits in his truck writes the "sorry we missed you" ticket, and sticks it to the door without ringing the doorbell. Now, understand I arrange it to be...

Kids going to college this fall were born in 2000. We're old.

I have such an aversion to that place. First they come out with a stupid political statement (really? just serve the damned chicken). Then I get massively insulted by an employee there. And every time I'm there, I feel like crap after I eat it. Now, it might almost be worth it to eat off the...

Yeah, if she can't trust you, she's got issues. If my wife did that, it would have to end, or I'd have to leave. If she felt she couldn't trust me, even though there was no reason for her mistrust, I couldn't stay with that. Is there any reason for her mistrust? I know you said you've been...

I'll never go to Chik fil a again. They could be serving free chicken on the thighs of Jennifer Lawrence, and I'd pass.

I heard the ten speed transmissions that the new Rangers are sporting are works of art. Has anyone here driven one yet? Last thing you want is a stupid slushbox transmission on a pick up.

If you find one, please let me know.

Careful, here is how that conversation could go: Her: Hey, how big is your dick, I wanna suck it. Him: I have a pretty big dick, why don't you come over and suck it. Her: I was just raped.

Sounds like southern Ontario got absolutely spanked by ice.

That's just stupid. WTF?

Ears too sharp.

I'm just two episodes in, and hoping it gets better.

That sucks. The first season was so amazing.

If you're not straight up scalding your butt hole, you're weak.

Yes, warm it up so you have nothing but hot water scorching your asshole. That's gonna feel super good. Much like the scalding coffee enemas enjoyed by so many here.

I just tuned in. 4-0 in the first period. What in the actual fuck, Toronto? Way to stab the hearts of all your fans once again.

That's dang hard work, man. You earned your dinner today!

Yeah, I don't fuck supermodels or drive Lambos, but those tits are a serious turn off. I gotta be honest, I'd probably pass. They're distracting and ugly. The rest looks lovely, but those tits make the whole package a nope. Don't even care if you don't believe me. For me, there's also an...

You'll be fine. You have the capacity to love another just as much. I guarantee it.

I just told my kids about this. One of my oldest is on the way to the store to get Blue Moon and Dr. Pepper. I guess we'll see if it lives up to your hype. :) We still call it that. Doesn't everyone?

My kids love this crap:

Way to penalize kickers. That's the dumbest new rule I've heard of. A great kick with lots of loft, pinning the team back at the five yard line is an amazing part of the game. Don't take that shit away.

You should definitely have a longer hose on that.

I leave being a complete retard to you. You do it so well.

Boy there are some stupid calls in tonight's game. Hornqvist getting called for embellishment after being boarded? ridiculous. Elliott looks very sharp tonight. What a turn around. Jets are winning. I love it. I want them to meet Toronto in the finals. How awesome would that be?

The first sentence doesn't make sense. The second is ridiculous. The third is your standard insult, which you do when you have nothing else. The fourth is perfectly true about pretty much everything in your life.

You can't just readily accept every stupid conspiracy theory, you know. It weakens your position in all of them.

You can also get pretty good smoke flavour with liquid smoke, and then finish it in the oven.

Sophie's choice. I feel you.

This has already been somewhat addressed, but no, he doesn't create lightning out of thin air. He inputs a great deal of power, and manipulates what is already there. The science is really not that complicated, and you just said something that is demonstrably false in order to back up your other...

Penis envy confirmed.

So Philly in five? I'm pissed at the status of the Winnipeg game. They've dominated that game, but are only tied. They've played really well. I hope they win this.

It's penis envy.

That's fantastic. And likely a sign of good parenting. Good for you, man!

No, Indiana

I'm in a decent sized town, and there are plenty of stops and gyms and such. The game is fun, but it is do damned glitchy. Probably half the times I try to evolve something it takes the candy and freezes, and I don't get the evolution. Supremely frustrating.