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  1. lurkingdirk

    Weather

    Yes, but a return to 30s on Monday.
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    The Fast Food Thread

    You ate all of your mom's snacks? That's pretty shitty, dude.
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    Home Improvement

    I just keep the pressure washer in the bathroom instead of a bidet. It has electric start.
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    Lumi's Batshit Insane Thread

    No, the entire edge is the Antarctic. That's what holds all the water in. Sheesh, keep up, man.
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Did your meat just blow my mind?
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    Lumi's Batshit Insane Thread

    Space Station Flyover of Super Typhoon Noru
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    Weather

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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Actually, without basting the kebabs, the flavour of the marinade was quite strong after cooking. Did my meat just blow your mind?
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    NHL 2017-2018 Season: Penguins already sucking dick

    Shit man, I hope you're right. It's bloody time that Leafs fans had a reason to cheer. We're tired.
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    NHL 2017-2018 Season: Penguins already sucking dick

    You shut your whore mouth. This is Toronto's year.
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Said "screw you" to the weather, and had a big group of friends over and grilled dinner. Salmon, shish kebab, burgers, chicken, asparagus, peppers, potatoes. It was delicious. It was summer food, and I've missed it, even though I love winter. Salmon was marinated in soy sauce, veg oil...
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    What tickles your pickle

    This has recently happened here, too. Tickled my pickle for sure!
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Further plot twist, so is Wantonsoup95.
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    Parent Thread

    When I'm talking to my 17 year old daughters, shall I dismiss their sexuality because they are children? I know you are talking about younger children, but I have a friend who works with kids as young as six who are masturbating to some extent. The seeds of it are there very young, and while I...
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    The Paranormal, UFO's, and Mysteries of the Unknown

    Hmmmm. No, it doesn't.
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    Sound System for Warehouse

    This is more complicated than you think. You have to take in to account the refractory surfaces. I'm guessing sound bounces around like a bitch in there. In which case, many, smaller speakers allow you to keep the volume down and still maintain an even sound-field throughout the room. Two...
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    Parent Thread

    So much this. You have to be able to have a conversation about it. If I expect them to follow rules, I better have a good reason for rules, and I better be willing to discuss it. Yeah, I'm not making rules about the wardrobe per se, but my kids respect me enough that if I explain my thinking in...
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    Ready Player One (2018)

    I absolutely loved this book. I absolutely loved this movie. The two are not the same. Every single time you go to a movie adaptation of a book and expect to see exactly the book, you'll be disappointed. Every. Damned. Time. I thought they did a fine adaptation of the book for this movie. The...
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    Parent Thread

    I have the same thoughts on this. I rather enjoy looking at women in tights, and my three daughters all wear them all the time now. It's what pretty much every girl at their school wears (with the exception of the hipsters), so it is so much the norm that some of the shock value of seeing girls...
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    The Fast Food Thread

    Santorini in Greek town is awesome.
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    The Fast Food Thread

    Man, coming from you, this means it would easily feed a family of ten.
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    Ready Player One (2018)

    I'm going to see this tomorrow night, and I'm quite excited.
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    The Fast Food Thread

    Giordanos is pretty much the authentic thing. Chicago's Famous Stuffed Deep Dish Pizza | Giordano's Give it a whirl. It's not for me.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I have a neighbour who was cutting his grass at 5:45 on Saturday mornings. It happened two weeks in a row. Then a third. He's just close enough that it will wake us up every damned time. The third week it happened I put on a bathrobe, put on my rubber boots, and walked over. As he was pushing...
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    Parent Thread

    Yeah, that's a great moment. Then you realize that cats are born knowing where to shit. Kids are hard work. My three oldest (the girls) are all on the track team. The issue is they do different events. So one of them runs first freaking thing, and the other two are the last event. Every...
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    Home Improvement

    It does look good. Color me wrong. Don't do anything less than six coats of clear. Two will show wear in a year.
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    Retard Dumping Ground

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    Retard Dumping Ground

    Mostly it's your mom, I guess.
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    Retard Dumping Ground

    Mildly irritated, then?
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    Retard Dumping Ground

    Interesting. I've never visited that particular site, but it's nice that you have an incest hobby.
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    Retard Dumping Ground

    Gavinmad seems upset.
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    Motorcycle Thread

    My youngest is now big/old enough to get on the bike with me. Had our first ride yesterday. He was literally laughing out loud with delight as we went down the road. Such fun.
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    Parent Thread

    Yes. And I know that most of our kids have heard us. Why do you ask?
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    The Fast Food Thread

    Burger King here no longer carries the cherry icee. My kids are disappoint.
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    Home Improvement

    Just a personal opinion, but I would never do floors that dark. I think it will feel oppressive when the whole floor is that dark. I know you can mitigate that with rugs and shit, but why start with a floor that needs to be broken up? That said, I do like fairly dark floors. Dark Walnut or Red...
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    My wife wanted to keep her shirt on during afternoon delight because she was cold. I wanted to look at titties. Rustled.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Congrats Tarrant. Sounds like you're landing on your feet for sure. I think we'll be geographically close. Let me buy you a beer sometime.
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    Parent Thread