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  1. lurkingdirk

    Tanoomba's Toxic Tank of Traducement

    You're going to have to be more specific.
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    The Fast Food Thread

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    The Paranormal, UFO's, and Mysteries of the Unknown

    You want unexplained phenomenon? I was speaking to a friend of mine today. He said that last night he won an argument with his wife, and she said, "you've been right this whole time and I've been wrong. I apologise." Aliens caused this, right? Has to be aliens.
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    The Fast Food Thread

    I had the whiskey burger and onion rings at Applebees yesterday. The burger was good, the onion rings were terrible. I think they used some corn meal, and they weren't fresh. Crap.
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    The House Plants Thread

    Hey all you indoor plant experts, lend me your knowledge! I have an office in a building that has a huge atrium space. This is used for regular meet and greets, and it is used as an art gallery, too. It has a lot of natural light, as about 80% of the ceiling is skylight. It's a carpeted area...
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    NHL 2017-2018 Season: Penguins already sucking dick

    I can't watch the game, but who is going to win overtime? Jets?
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    She's more of a sauce on the ass type. Sorry, no pics. Once the sauce is deployed, I can't be stopped long enough to take pictures.
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Have you guys tried the Trader Joe's Sriracha BBQ sauce? It's fantastic for chicken, beef, your wife's tits, or whatever you like to lick. Super cheap sauce that's super yum.
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    The Handmaid's Tale

    Started the second season. That is some dark TV. Really good TV, but holy shit, dark dark dark. I know this is a show and not the book, but it has been a lot of years since I read the book. How much liberty is being taken? How far away from the story do they get?
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Yeah, what is that that goes flying? The mirror?
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    What vehicle do you drive?

    That's a really comfortable looking interior.
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    What vehicle do you drive?

    Did everyone see this? Interesting. Ford to discontinue all cars except for Mustang and Focus hatch
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    The Handmaid's Tale

    I've watched the first season of this, it is fantastic.
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    What are your top 5 funniest movies?

    Sophie's choice, man.
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    NHL 2017-2018 Season: Penguins already sucking dick

    Well, they couldn't shut down Toronto tonight. I'm glad.
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    NHL 2017-2018 Season: Penguins already sucking dick

    And now we'll give offsetting penalties for elbowing the Toronto goalie in the head while in the crease. This officiating crew better not sleep in Toronto tonight.
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    NHL 2017-2018 Season: Penguins already sucking dick

    Well, that was a total bullshit call back of that Toronto goal.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    It has been allowed in many states for more than fifty years.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Yes, but what about all the parking lots that aren't diagonal parking lines with specific direction traffic? I hate that type of parking lot to begin with, so let's exclude those. Then, we've eliminated your argument about driving the wrong direction. Also, if I'm in my truck, I'm rarely...
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Don't be obvious.
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    NHL 2017-2018 Season: Penguins already sucking dick

    That was a wild period. I think Philly just ran out of gas, and I think Pitt deserved that win by miles. Which I hate to admit. But holy crap, that was some entertaining hockey!
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    That's just evil. I do the opposite. When I have to park my motorcycle, I park it right at the top of the spot so everyone can see it, and WON'T think it's an empty spot. But, yeah, I don't see the problem with pull through parking. I do it every chance I get. I do make sure no one else is...
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    NHL 2017-2018 Season: Penguins already sucking dick

    Toronto survived, but just barely. Man was their goalie hot tonight.
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    NHL 2017-2018 Season: Penguins already sucking dick

    Yeah, I'm not doing well predicting the Washington series, but honestly. Who isn't surprised when they win in playoffs? Toronto scored two on 6 shots, and didn't have a single shot in the last 9 minutes of the first period. This has been a Toronto strategy for three decades: We're ahead? Sweet...
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    NHL 2017-2018 Season: Penguins already sucking dick

    The choke in playoffs version. My prediction.
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    NHL 2017-2018 Season: Penguins already sucking dick

    Toronto shit the bed tonight.
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    I once saw a band live that was called "Mustard Plug." That was a gross name, I thought, until they revealed their full band name was "Love Mustard Plug."
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Short update - I received several packages today, and it was a new driver. He rang my doorbell.
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    NHL 2017-2018 Season: Penguins already sucking dick

    Caps into overtime for another screw up.
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    Ready Player One (2018)

    TV Mini-series would be fantastic.
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

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    The Fast Food Thread

    Bless you.
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    NHL 2017-2018 Season: Penguins already sucking dick

    I know Toronto's dead in the water, but they didn't do badly last night. And check out this save. Andersen was on fire.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    That's an excellent bloody question. I think they do it because they are fuck sticks.
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    The Fast Food Thread

    It makes me feel like shit, so I have no motivation to go there. Add to that how stupid I think their having a position on politics is, even less motivation. Add to that having been screamed at for no motivation by one of their employees, and the remaining motivation to go there disappears...
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    The Fast Food Thread

    Well, I don't care for sweet foods/desserts, and I don't enjoy Starbucks. So your statement is probably correct. Although never might be an overstatement. Plus, it seems like there was more to my original post than just the part about the political statement. Perhaps you only read part of it?