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That preparation seems excessive.

please describe said salt potatoes. I went with roasted potatoes with roasted root veg. I have beets, carrots, and turnips ready in the garden.

I heard it also takes it up the butt.

I'm late to the game, but we've had a cheap Frigidaire washer dryer for 17 years. We do a metric fuck tonne of laundry with five kids, mostly teenagers, into lots of sports and such. I bet we do 3 loads every 2 days, likely more on average. We've never had to do anything to these machines, and I...

How shall I prepare my potatoes tonight with the sirloin tip roast that is sous viding as we speak? Weather is cool, so roast and potatoes seemed a good idea. But how to do the potatoes? Mashed? Roasted? Twice baked? Scalloped? Raw and tell the little fuckers to like it?

Do you have anything that can make your boobs appear really pointy? That and chaps.

I didn't know sticking something up your butt was called "dabbling."

That's the new level. He enjoys getting shit on as much as you enjoy shitting. It's like mutual masturbation.

This is a new level of trolling. Quite funny.

Me too. I agree. But, Skanda. The jokes on us. Clearly NASA designed those telescopes to project the images they dreamed up.

Don't forget the giant turtle, which is the backbone of the flat earth.

Nothing wrong with craft beer. I'm not that far from Grand Rapids, which is the craft beer capital of the country. There is some mighty fine beer there. Now I don't have an ironic beard, or dress like a dumbass, so I think I'm okay. The hipsters can't take good beer from me.

Good question.

Why would you do that to roast beef?

It's supposed to break Wednesday, and be in the 70s after that for me, so you, too, probably. You might be a day later.

I would probably tell him about it simply to avoid a nasty situation later. If he happened upon your FaceBook feed and saw guys hitting on you and people trying to fix you up, and your response is simply to decline instead of say "no, I'm seeing someone," he might think you're not fully...

I'm grooving with Notre Dame. They look solid. Should be ranked next week.

Which time zone?

There are unused beds, but she makes you sleep on the floor? Why would you ever go there again with a welcome like that?

Wasn't 2017 somehow relevant?

Oh please, Irish, keep this momentum...

Has Lumi tied himself naked to a rock somewhere? Why do you suppose he's not posting here tonight?

Just get a house with enough bedrooms to have people over. Problem solved, right? Right?

Raccoon jumps on moving Colorado police van, takes a ride

Do you invite people to your house and expect them to sleep on the floor?

If the Notre Dame team that played Georgia shows up tonight, they're going to kill Michigan State. They're inconsistent, but there is talent there. Good start, though!

I would hope so, you bloody savage.

Screw that. If you have guests and no available bed, you give the guests your bed and you sleep on the floor. If you're making the effort to come and visit, the hosts need to be accommodating. This is basic hosting 101. You're not being unreasonable

Will eating this sandwich kill me?

I worked as a chef. I cooked me a lotta steaks.

Every recipe should be written like this. Fucking hilarious.