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Third trimester is horny trimester.

Yes, I guess that's right. Twice baked > loaded IMHO

Work it out so you get some potato and some topping with every bite. Oh, and if you don't eat the skin of he potato you're a sad individual. Also, when I do these, I par boil them, then scoop out the insides and make an excellent mashed potato that then gets put back into the skins that have...

Have you felt okay since eating all that KFC? I love the taste, but every time I eat it I feel like crap starting about an hour after and that can last for a whole day, especially if I had eaten a lot of it.

So a couple of reactions. In no particular order. Don't worry about the number of kids. Yes, that's a lot. You can do it. While I can't speak to costs for day care, I can speak to having a gaggle of kids and dealing with what that means in real time. I don't know what you can afford, but aside...

Man, Notre Dame offensive line suckles the balls of goats.

Dude, you can't leave us hanging. If we're a man, we what? We await the wisdom of McCheese.

Y'all should google image search bifurcated penises.

Your cattle safe?

Tomorrow I get to help lower into the ground a friend of mine who died immediately and unexpectedly of an aneurysm. Lovely wife, children ages 1 and 5. He was just coming into his own in his profession, and was dealing well, for the first time in his life, with depression. Big upswing and then...

Holy shit.

No, he thinks the 17th century was when the only time we determined how to measure the speed of light.

You say that like it would be weird.

I'm still watching CNN because it's like a train wreck. WTF is the thing with having the news folks stand in the rain for hours at a time? So bloody stupid.

Boy they talked this up for what seems to be relatively small results. Sure, there is absolutely damage, but it isn't Armageddon as predicted. CNN still acting like it is.

And that's the end of the game. Good try Notre Dame. Hope you manage a winning season. Not sure I can keep watching.

Yeah, I'm nervous.

LOLOLOLOLOL

Yeah, it's not pretty, but they've scored just one less than Georgia. And that's something. And Georgia would have 7 less without the baloney late hit call.

Notre Dame looking pretty dang good against Georgia. Getting raped by the refs. Georgia just got 15 yards, first down, and then touch down on a totally spurious late hit call. Wankers.

Fuck you, Khane. Just trying to defy your expectations. Cuddle?

An open parking garage during a category 5 sounds like about the most unpleasant place in the world.

Man, I feel your pain. It gets better.

Is your "birthday" actually an annual celebration of when your wife first pegged you?

When you get the table bare and clean, flip your wife up on it and give her the ride of a lifetime. It's all motivation for her to continue to keep it clean.

Okay, a little follow up to my effusive gushing about my daughter making it on the varsity team as a freshman: Three of the five kids on one team, and THEY CAN DRIVE THEMFUCKINGSELVES!!!! We got them a vehicle (1997 Volvo 850 because they're bloody tanks and super safe), and they take...

I'm a terrible person - I'm fascinated by the sheer destructive force of these storms. I genuinely don't want people to be hurt, killed, or suffer in any way, but I'd be interested to see what happens if the biggest bloody storm ever rolls over the whole eastern seaboard. The sheer magnitude of...

Ho boy. Man in threesome marriage: ‘This should be the future of relationships’