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i don't believe in your right to not believe in equality. I'm fearful it will make me equal to others, but I'm a white male, so I need to feel superior at all times, or something is wrong. Ya feel me?

This is true. The shorter the blade, the more accurate the cut.

I know bones. I have the best bones. My bones will be yuge.

6'1", have been within a few pounds of 185 since high school.

This overtime is awesome. Great hockey.

Target doesn't have tomato bathrooms, you miserable shitlord. Why are you oppressing me?

I identify as a tomato, you sexist, racist, classist, genderist, misogynist, near-sighted fuck. Which bathroom should I use? How can I be safe?

yep

I had the same thought. That's a lot more than double the suggested caloric intake. But obviously it's a glandular problem.

The back and forth in this thread, especially considering hodj doesn't read Moon Bat's posts....

Last word.

No. Last word.

Her penis.

Care to elaborate? We can give you a whole string of semi-serious slapsticky advice, some of which is designed to help, some of which is designed to make you smile, some of which might come from tanoomba. You should ignore at least one of these.

Johnny, do you know what a narcissist is?

You trying to dox yourself again?

And they can make naughty films for you on their off hours.

How's your penis, Mist?

Another part of reclaimed lumber - it's already done all the warping/moving it's going to do. You biscuit join that shit together to make a table top, it's going to be smooth and true for years. Many years. And, sometimes, if you're a lucky fuck, you can find broad hardwood that is 36 inches...

Made this tonight, fucked about with the quantities, but it was good.

I'm guessing "Gushing Slut Slot" seems unlikely.

Are you entirely comfortable with your wife taking the blame for this situation, and making it her job to reform you?

We do it once in a while. It takes time, cause when we start, it hurts, but my wife has had an orgasm during anal. That did involve a vibrating dildo and double penetration, though. Special occasion stank. Generally followed with a shower.

Damn, man. Post of the week.

Gorge Swallowing Snakes

Know what's good? This stuff: Amazon.com : WeedGuardPlus (23 Garden Paper you cover the beds with. Easy to stab through and plant where you want to, but it keeps the weeds down. Cover it with mulch, it's great. Breaks down over the year, put more down, mulch some more. Also good for...

Home made granola bars are a favourite around here. Make a huge pan on the weekend, snack all week. Nuts and honey, some decent calories.

Any contact with the whoores?

Johnny, have you taught your wife of hot chocolate blow jobs yet?

That's great news. Congrats, man!

dafuq is going on?

Don't slap the wife. Unless she's in to that shit. Hose spigot and air conditioner confirmed in shit location. You had a lazy and cheap contractor.

Yeah, had a coach that brought them to a national level, but he did crappy things, so out he goes. My respect to Baylor.

That might be nice.

Well, I believe the first period has predicted the outcome.

Therein lies the problem.

That's good news. Go and give it an extra slap in the saggy looking places, just like you do to the wife. Just for good measure.