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Which would you prefer to see in all its glory? My meat or my hole?

Well? Let the people speak.

I just can't get past the name. No pictures have been taken, meat is in the hole. We shall see how we did.

They won't do that.

Damn, you know how to push Soy's buttons!

He's not actually dead though, right? He just collapsed? And this isn't the first time that happened.

Dug a pit on the beach this afternoon to get a metric fucktonne of coals going so we can cook huge amounts of pork ribs underground tomorrow. Fire will burn for about 8 hours, then we'll wrap and bury the pork, it will cook for around 30 hours underground. Will report back. I'm excited.

a_skeleton_03, I have twin 15 year old girls, and I feel your pain. I also like your point about teaching boys not to be dickheads. Man, I don't know what I would do in your place, but have you considered having your daughter talk to his mother? Might be the first step in preventing this shit...

This is just for a water feature in the back yard by the seating areas so we can have water noise. I'm going to make a 2 acre pond toward the back of my property at some point. I want to be able to walk out and go fishing.

People down the street had a pond in full sun, and it was constantly full of algae. They were getting rid of it, so I said I'd take the rock out for them. Used my tractor with front end loader and scooped up about $4,000 worth of rock, not to mention pump and filter box. We've now got everything...

And I'm horny. awesome.

Shut your whore mouth!

If you cook that on high heat I'ma show up and slap you.

Jeeze. Sorry, man. Hope test results come back with the best possible outcome. Don't let this change your relationship with her. Nothing has changed there.

Man, roasted root vegetables are a staple here, including turnips. Maybe you're just not making them right... Sorry. Did I break a rule or something?

Helicopter parents. Perhaps a justification for assault rifles.

It's okay, Khane. We can feel the failure in general in your posts. I have an outdoor project happening right now, so I'm doing very little cooking, but going to the cottage tomorrow, and plan to let a million things slow cook while on the beach.

Do you think Tanoomba masturbates?

That was some damned good hockey. I think the right team won.

I'm just tuning in. Good game?

Zing!

I entirely agree with you. They are going home to lose.

I'm fortunate to be as hard and lucky as I am on this day.

I'm lucky to be working as hard as I am today.

It is known.

yep

Did you talk to her?

I've never gotten this. My kids don't bother us in the bathroom, never have. Perhaps the shout of "GO AWAY' while the door was locked had something to do with that.

I dreamed that people were good and not merely selfish.

Fuck yes.

At least 20% of my body weight is testicles. It's a gifts, and a curse.

Really? 'Cause I'd bet you'd let him give you a rimjob.

No. I have a whole bag of dicks here for you to suck. This is stupid.

Coat-hanger dick. Get it right, man!

This thread is obviously a great idea.

I am much the same. I simply want to parent. I want to be part of my kids' lives. This is not to say I love everything and every second. There's a lot of really shitty stuff that happens when you're a parent. But it's my family's shitty stuff. I'll deal with it. And last night one of my...

Very clever.

Pants are 34/34. That's an interesting measure for this thread. I'm curious especially to people's waist line.

No. You are a black male. I hope you make this transition smoothly.