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  1. lurkingdirk

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Khane, I don't disagree with you at all, but throw kids in the mix, and shit changes. I know everyone sounds like a douchecanoe for saying it, but here I go: I would put up with a metric fucktonne of stuff if it meant I could continue to live where my kids were. Like ungodly amounts. It's very...
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    NHL 2015-16 Season Thread

    Game on. wOOt!
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    Home Improvement

    I had the same thought. Is that vinyl? Is it hung well? It appears to have...undulations between the two leftmost lower story windows. Make sure there isn't a lot of play where those shadows are, that shit will come off in a wind storm pretty quick. As far as the deck, go toward the garage...
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    The Animated GIF Thread

    That is disturbing.
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    The Animated GIF Thread

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    The Fast Food Thread

    Et tu, Brute?
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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    Streets covered in glass shards. Please get your punishments correct.
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    The Fast Food Thread

    My children are monsters. They don't eat pringles one at a time as one should. They get 5 or 6 and bite them in half. I have failed in raising my children.
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    Home Improvement

    Yup. Make that attachment point strong as you can. I once attached a steel sign that was about 4' square flat against a building (hardware store) with four lag bolts in to masonry. Believe it or not, the wind blew it off. I put it back up with 15 lags. It stayed then.
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    Home Improvement

    I would probably go at least 4 feet. That shade sail thing will catch wind.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    That is true. That is not the case here.
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    Home Improvement

    Looks good. How you gonna finish that?
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    This explains everything.
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    J49: An Erotic Life

    Yeah, thanks to this thread job opportunities in that field are going to sky rocket.
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    One of the worst threads and polls I've ever seen

    Picasso is a tepid dude. Not hot, not cool.
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    Home buying thread

    Apparently I like long, soft wood.
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    One of the worst threads and polls I've ever seen

    Do you consider that an abuse of his mod powers?
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    Home buying thread

    Wood is a renewable material. Pine grows fast and is well suited for studs. Metal is more expensive, and many people don't have the materials necessary to cut metal studs. Everyone has a saw for wood. Additionally, you need to buy specific screws to self-tap and go in to the metal studs...
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    One of the worst threads and polls I've ever seen

    Did you have a question? I have answers.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    yep.
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    One of the worst threads and polls I've ever seen

    You bet. That sounds about right for sure. Please talk some more about it. It makes you look smart.
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    One of the worst threads and polls I've ever seen

    I have. Sorry you can't accept views different than your own. Must be hard to be you.
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    The Fast Food Thread

    I just read this to my daughter. She promised to never ask to go to Burger King again. (I may have edited it slightly for my 12 year old daughter...) Who cares about hot dogs and Coca-Cola and onion rings? But pickles? A line must be drawn.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Yeah. Hold it together, don't drink, make your expectations clear to her, tell her parents to fuck off.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Sounds like a salad I'd toss. Mood music would put it over the top.
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    Parent Thread

    Don't entertain it. Let him scream. It will pass.
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    The Fast Food Thread

    Okay, I've said it before, but fuck Burger King right in the pussy. I wasn't ever going there again, but my kids love the cherry icee things, so they talked me into going last night. Fine. First one ordering one of the standard meals. However, they are out of fries. No fries at all. This...
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I know I would.
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    Star Trek Beyond (2016)

    Yeah, I'll watch that.
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    Parent Thread

    My son also takes vivance, and it's an appetite killer. He never has an issue with taking the pill, though. We tried the shakes for kids, pediasure or whatever, and he absolutely hated them. I tried them, and I can't blame him, they taste like shit. Find whatever food she's in to at the time...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    For Tenks? Buggery.
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    The Free Will Thread

    He does. Stop giving commentary on things you haven't read.
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Please, continue...