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  1. lurkingdirk

    Parent Thread

    Try the Gatorade bars. When one of my kids got on ADHD meds we had to practically force food down his throat, but he'd eat these, and they are high in protein and calories. This is what I mean: Amazon.com : Gatorade Whey Protein Recover Bars, Chocolate Caramel, 2.8 oz bars (12 Count) ...
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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    The same reason I did. We are not smart men.
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    Donald Trump drops out of Republican presidential race

    Can everyone feel the rage? I can feel the rage.
  4. lurkingdirk

    Parent Thread

    Don't deny yourself a mourning period. It might be easier for you than it is for your wife in some ways, but you're feeling your own pain as well as your concern for her. I hope you have good friends you can talk to and spend some time with.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Dude, it is. You dump all this energy into this creature that is marriage, and just hope for good to come from it. For many, it doesn't. But for some of us lucky bastards, it does. I do dump a lot of energy into my marriage. It's work. We fight/argue, have to deal with combined finances, have to...
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    The Free Will Thread

    The article in the first post is an interesting article. The opening sentence is wildly misleading--I'd say that belief in the sort of free will that is supposedly undermined by the relevant scientific research has been a minority view for most of the history of philosophy and theology (except...
  7. lurkingdirk

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Fipsters?
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

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    The Tanoubliette: Pussy Hurt and Delusions or TTPHAD for short.

    It roughly followed the same route as the spread of chlamydia, right?
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I do not. I have insufficient zoom on my camera phone.
  11. lurkingdirk

    All Female Oceans 11

    There will be a Kathy Bates sex scene.
  12. lurkingdirk

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I text with my wife, and periodically email if it's something that she needs to see. This seems normal to me. However, there is no "Why the fuck didn't you respond to my text within 30 seconds" expectations of work-day texts. If I text and she takes an hour or whatever to get back, she's busy...
  13. lurkingdirk

    J49: An Erotic Life

    I wondered the same. It's fine penmanship.
  14. lurkingdirk

    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    Hope no one ever asks for this thread to be moderated.
  15. lurkingdirk

    NHL 2015-16 Season Thread

    That's just unreal. I don't care who's shooting, that's just fun to watch.
  16. lurkingdirk

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Okay Mr overreactdouche. I'm calm. Now what?
  17. lurkingdirk

    Parent Thread

    That's just great, man! Is your wife calming down? Now you will have thoughts like this. "Aw, man. My kid is walking, isn't that great?" followed, about a minute later by, "Aw, man. My kid is walking. Well, shit."
  18. lurkingdirk

    J49: An Erotic Life

    I question the tile choice. And, as it is Johnny, I still worry about there being GFCI behind that plug. For all I know, that's a 40 volt plug, loaded with hep C, waiting for me to be naked and showering.
  19. lurkingdirk

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Fuck that's depressing.
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    The Tanoubliette: Pussy Hurt and Delusions or TTPHAD for short.

    Because of the current political climate, I believe this obligates me to call you cuck or some such shit. Are you actually Sanders? That would be quite the plot twist. No. You're a fucking white male. No excuses.
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    The Tanoubliette: Pussy Hurt and Delusions or TTPHAD for short.

    While you were incarcerated, right?
  22. lurkingdirk

    The Tanoubliette: Pussy Hurt and Delusions or TTPHAD for short.

    THE dumbest? Like he needs a title change or something?
  23. lurkingdirk

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Yeah, not every job is the same, man. Last job I applied for was a solid week of work, and involved many hundreds of pages of writing. The Humanities are a whole different ball o wax.
  24. lurkingdirk

    J49: An Erotic Life

    A non GFCI outlet that close to shower/sink is just a death wish. Johnny's playing with his life on many levels.
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    All Female Oceans 11

    I bet Sarah Silverman makes an appearance.
  26. lurkingdirk

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Deliciousness on a plate:
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    The Fishing Thread

    Nice boat, decent price. That sucker would move.
  28. lurkingdirk

    Home Improvement

    Look at the price per unit and double check that it was an actual read, not an estimation. They estimate sometimes, and if the people who lived there before you ran the washing machine constantly and did a load of dishes a day, that could explain it. They're estimating from previous tenants.
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    The Fast Food Thread

    You magnificent bastard.
  30. lurkingdirk

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Still waiting for crab recipes, people.
  31. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    I suppose that would speed up delivery.
  32. lurkingdirk

    J49: An Erotic Life

    Need some wifey nudes up in this place.
  33. lurkingdirk

    J49: An Erotic Life

    What does she call it? I have a suggestion.
  34. lurkingdirk

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    2 things: 1. someone gave me a freezer full of snow crab clusters (claws and legs). Recipes? 2. give me your best beans and rice recipes. My kids are doing a thing and want to make beans and rice once a week.
  35. lurkingdirk

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    That gif is amazing.
  36. lurkingdirk

    J49: An Erotic Life

    But is it real?
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    J49: An Erotic Life