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  1. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    Me either, actually. Quite a few people I know didn't. Everyone is tired after a day like that.
  2. lurkingdirk

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Did you howl at the moon as you did so? This is vital information.
  3. lurkingdirk

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Got all the kids to school, worked at home for a couple hours, had lunch with my wife after which we porked in the living room. Cut some brush this afternoon and now I'm off to get kids to sports/music lessons. Dinner at home tonight with everyone followed by homework and practice. Have a glass...
  4. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    I'm getting married Tonight I will have hot sex please try the buffet A wedding haiku.
  5. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    I do. Let's drink. Where am I? The only three sentences anyone needs at a wedding.
  6. lurkingdirk

    Home Improvement

    I like PEX a lot. Never had any problem with it.
  7. lurkingdirk

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I hope you follow through with this.
  8. lurkingdirk

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    that's what she said?
  9. lurkingdirk

    Home Improvement

    Makes sense. Also makes the basement a distinct area.
  10. lurkingdirk

    Home Improvement

    You're going to close in the railing of the stairs? May be the look you're going for, but I'd try to find a way to leave it at least a bit open. It's all a preference thing, though. And you're doing good work, man.
  11. lurkingdirk

    Home Improvement

    I'd probably go one tier. Make it fairly deep so you can put annual flowering things in on either side of the taller grass. Or, do a tier for the taller stuff, second, lower tier for flowery stuff. The options are limitless.
  12. lurkingdirk

    Home Improvement

    Yeah, and then that thin, stamped layer will spend the next 20 years breaking up. The way to do it is when you pour it. Something that might look nice is some outdoor tile. You could do the stairs, to, and one course around the outside so the dirt comes up to it. Look at some of these: Cabot...
  13. lurkingdirk

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Well. Soldier on!
  14. lurkingdirk

    Home Improvement

    You seem upset.
  15. lurkingdirk

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    But how's the ass and tits?
  16. lurkingdirk

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Tell us more about this someone who has been met.
  17. lurkingdirk

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Do you use parchment? Keeps the water out.
  18. lurkingdirk

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Please tell me he's not a red head.
  19. lurkingdirk

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    sig worthy
  20. lurkingdirk

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    I have about 60 people coming for lunch tomorrow. Made four huge pots of soup: 1. poached chicken cooked in sous vide with broth, added veggies and will add egg noodles tomorrow. 2. Ramsay's roasted tomato soup 3. corn chowder with ham 4. butternut squash have a bunch of garnishes (basil...
  21. lurkingdirk

    What vehicle do you drive?

    It's not an experience issue, though I totally understand where you're coming from. That's my frustration. I'm an experienced snow driver, in all kinds of vehicles. These particular brakes seem to lock too easily, and take too long to unlock so steering is an issue, too. I have Yokohama tires...
  22. lurkingdirk

    What vehicle do you drive?

    But that's the thing. I have four 50 lb sand bags in the box and snow tires on the truck. The brakes lock up. It's terrible.
  23. lurkingdirk

    What vehicle do you drive?

    Okay, I have a 1999 Ford Ranger. It's a fine truck, four door, does what I want it to. Six cylinder, rear wheel drive. It sucks the balls of satan in snow conditions. Breaking? Sure! you mean sliding until you hit something, right? It's a great truck in most senses. However, I live where...
  24. lurkingdirk

    NHL 2015-16 Season Thread

    No kidding. I believe he has a case of sandy vagina.
  25. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

  26. lurkingdirk

    NHL 2015-16 Season Thread

    Henrik Lundqvist had a bit of a nuclear meltdown last night | The Hockey News Awesome.
  27. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    This sounds dirty.
  28. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    I don't mind Squirt for a citrus pop.
  29. lurkingdirk

    What do you do?

    Wait, I want tucobucks. I want to go to Amod Island. Fuckers. Never include me in anything.
  30. lurkingdirk

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    wat?
  31. lurkingdirk

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Both of these are good advice. Thank him for reaching out. Tell him going to dinner would feel like a date, even though you know (true or not) he wasn't asking you on a date, it still doesn't feel right. Invite him to something that involves a group of friends at some point.
  32. lurkingdirk

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Dry hump it is.
  33. lurkingdirk

    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    But the angry argument sex is so entertaining to watch.
  34. lurkingdirk

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    lol at step sister. Holy crap, really?
  35. lurkingdirk

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I don't know what it is, but "I created a Bumble" sounds dirty.
  36. lurkingdirk

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Put your height in centimetres. Sounds more impressive. 186 centimetres?! Outstanding!
  37. lurkingdirk

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    People who never learn to drive well in the snow. Move to the bloody south if you must, but stop fucking up everyone else's commute, you miserable shitlords.
  38. lurkingdirk

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Damn. What are you doing Friday night?
  39. lurkingdirk

    Home Improvement

    Well, there's that. Just seal the wall up with drywall. Obviously everything will be fine.