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  1. lurkingdirk

    Rehabilitation: Rules & Regulations

    Good for you. We'll support you as you admit it.
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    Weather

    You're still talking weather, right? Anyone in the MidWest believe we're done with snow?
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    J49: An Erotic Life

    Don't get mad, Johnny. It is merely an expression of incredulity at your life.
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Do Ramsay's recipe. Awesome.
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    STEAKS!!
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    Parent Thread

    I had a kiddie drum kit, too. It's hilarious, kids learn early on what a rock star does.
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    why aren't the laws protecting me?

    Who got banned so they started this shit again?
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    NHL 2015-16 Season Thread

    oof. That's rough.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Put up a sign. "I know who you are. Stop letting your dog shit in my yard." Surprisingly effective. If that doesn't work, leave balls of raw hamburger with shards of glass in it. Should only take a couple of days.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    While I'm pleased with your enthusiasm, I'd recommend starting with the sprinklers. 'Cause no prison.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Motion activated sprinklers are a real thing.
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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    When I was applying to university I went to a university fair. I asked the Brock representative, "What does it take to get in to Brock?" He responded by asking, "Do you have a pulse?"
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    Parent Thread

    All my children could moonwalk by 2 months.
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    Mist Mostly Mightily Blames Other People or MMMBOP for short.

    Hey, man. It was your choice to type hairy tits in the search bar. There is no way I'm going to do th Oh dear god.
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    Mist Mostly Mightily Blames Other People or MMMBOP for short.

    khorum's into hairy tits.
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

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    J49: An Erotic Life

    What happens if you see all three at once? Give it a try, man! Post pictures.
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    J49: An Erotic Life

    Damn, she's looking rough.
  19. lurkingdirk

    Who are you voting against the least?

    No option for tomatoes. Fuck that shit. Also, this thread would have been better when the two nominees were determined.
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    Home Improvement

    Make it wet and find out. Some grass goes dormant like that and comes back with a good rain.
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    J49: An Erotic Life

    Crowdfund an apartment with 24 hour live cams?
  22. lurkingdirk

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Add peas. Good for you and tasty.
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    J49: An Erotic Life

    Time for a three way with Deena and Capri. You know you want to.
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    J49: An Erotic Life

    Professor Plum, with the Hep C, in the genitals.
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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    That's fucking awesome. I hope you don't mind, I saved this graphic.
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    J49: An Erotic Life

    Several levels of wow going on right now.
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    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    I'm not sure that's the case, actually.
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    J49: An Erotic Life

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    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    If this game makes it, and is actually released in full, I will do two things: 1. watch Noodle suck a homeless guy's dick 2. play a game of this sort for the first time in my life.
  30. lurkingdirk

    NHL 2015-16 Season Thread

    Okay, I know I rail on this, but what in the actual fuck is going on in Toronto? Worst in the league. By a lot. Not even a tiny slim glimmer of chance of playoffs. No one cares. Tickets keep selling. Fuck Toronto fans right in the pussy. I'm a fan, and I want desperately for everyone to stop...
  31. lurkingdirk

    Movies You Must Show Your Kids

    Suck it. It's my life.
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    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    I couldn't watch. Is this game actually happening?
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Too late. That chicken gave you hepC
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    You haven't lived.
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    Mist Mostly Mightily Blames Other People or MMMBOP for short.

    Thread needs a new title. Suggestions welcome.
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    J49: An Erotic Life

    An infinite loop of drugged up whores.
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    J49: An Erotic Life

    Can't you move in with Capri and her boyfriend?
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    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    How can they do that without a game?